Things you misheard

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Have you ever heard a perfectly normal sentence, but your brain hears it differently?

My little brother said once : "Dad, can you help me?" but i heard "Dad, can you fuck me?"

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Song lyrics do that to me sometimes.

 

[Magikrazy]

Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

I still hear and sing it that way

 

[Duskull]

If I mishear something, I always hear something lewd.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Our math teacher was talking about coordinates and had named her thing G. Somehow everybody heard her say "Any questions about the G spot?" in french...

 

[Anton]

you guys are all sick pervs, i'ma pray for your souls >:[

Spoiler

*asks satan to take you away*

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I remember in the Pledge of Allegiance, I took "indivisible" as "invisible".

 

[Shyghoul]

misheard "i'll be in bed at 10:00" as "i'll pee in bed at 10:00"