The Kinda Super Animatronic Stories (Spin-off to The Super Shroomy Stories)

RedShell

RedShell

I'm back. You didn't miss me, huh?
Hello! Welcome to the new FNaF fanfiction series, The Kinda Super Animatronic Stories! As you may have guessed, this is a spin-off to The Super Shroomy Stories by IggyKoopa7777. And yes, I did ask his permission first, like a nice person would.

*music plays*
Kinda Super Animatronic Stories
A short, silly series of fanfics
*music ends*
*camera pans down to the pizzeria before zooming in on the window to Parts and Services*
Freddy: So, Bonnie, is it true you have nines?
Bonnie: Bonnie V1 only in knowledge of game snap.
Freddy: *sigh* It appears I'm the only sane one left.
Chica: PIZZA! (Hey, come on! I'm clever too, but all I say is pizza so you don't get it!)
Freddy: See, that chicken's gone mad too. All she ever says is "pizza, pizza, pizza!"
*switches to the Show Stage*
Toy Bonnie: Then, I was all like, "No", and he was all like, "yeah" and I was all like-"
Mangle: TOYS! WE NEED YOU!
Toy Freddy: We?
Mangle: Uhh, you know, me and BB.
*The Toys walk to Prize Corner*
Toy Freddy: What's the problem here Mangle?
Mangle: Well, I was walking to Prize Corner this morning and I opened the box, looking for Puppet, but I found a can of spam and now it's everywhere!
*a bundle of letters jumps around the corner*
Toy Chica: WAH! What'th that?
Mangle: It's the spam! There are others too.
BB: Hello. (We must warn the others)
Mangle: Let's go!!
*at Parts and Services*
Foxy: What be the problem, lassie?
Mangle: It's that stupid spam. It's invading the restaurant!
Freddy: What nonsense. I'll believe it when I see it.
???: fxgfshdhfgcgjgg
Mangle: That's it there! We've gotta get rid of it!
*Foxy runs to the spam and attempts to tackle it*
*spam runs away*
Foxy: Ow... I couldn't get the spam, crew. Go on without me.
*the others walk off*
Toy Bonnie: OK, guys. I've got a plan. We need to corner the spam!
Chica: Pizza? (But how're we going to corner the spam?)
Toy Bonnie: No pizza involved!
Bonnie: I'm not in trusted with thief.
Toy Bonnie: It wasn't my fault you have no face!
Bonnie: *evil stare*
Mangle: Each of us, catch some spam, then we'll follow it back to Prize Corner, where we'll put it back in the can.
Toy Bonnie: Good idea! Let's go again!
*a montage plays of the animatronics chasing the spam*
Mangle: Get in. *opens can*
*spam is sucked in*
Mangle: Someone remind Puppet never to open that can of spam.

What did you think of it?
 
Springtrap said:
Hello! Welcome to the new FNaF fanfiction series, The Kinda Super Animatronic Stories! As you may have guessed, this is a spin-off to The Super Shroomy Stories by IggyKoopa7777. And yes, I did ask his permission first, like a nice person would.

*music plays*
Kinda Super Animatronic Stories
A short, silly series of fanfics
*music ends*
*camera pans down to the pizzeria before zooming in on the window to Parts and Services*
Freddy: So, Bonnie, is it true you have nines?
Bonnie: Bonnie V1 only in knowledge of game snap.
Freddy: *sigh* It appears I'm the only sane one left.
Chica: PIZZA! (Hey, come on! I'm clever too, but all I say is pizza so you don't get it!)
Freddy: See, that chicken's gone mad too. All she ever says is "pizza, pizza, pizza!"
*switches to the Show Stage*
Toy Bonnie: Then, I was all like, "No", and he was all like, "yeah" and I was all like-"
Mangle: TOYS! WE NEED YOU!
Toy Freddy: We?
Mangle: Uhh, you know, me and BB.
*The Toys walk to Prize Corner*
Toy Freddy: What's the problem here Mangle?
Mangle: Well, I was walking to Prize Corner this morning and I opened the box, looking for Puppet, but I found a can of spam and now it's everywhere!
*a bundle of letters jumps around the corner*
Toy Chica: WAH! What'th that?
Mangle: It's the spam! There are others too.
BB: Hello. (We must warn the others)
Mangle: Let's go!!
*at Parts and Services*
Foxy: What be the problem, lassie?
Mangle: It's that stupid spam. It's invading the restaurant!
Freddy: What nonsense. I'll believe it when I see it.
???: fxgfshdhfgcgjgg
Mangle: That's it there! We've gotta get rid of it!
*Foxy runs to the spam and attempts to tackle it*
*spam runs away*
Foxy: Ow... I couldn't get the spam, crew. Go on without me.
*the others walk off*
Toy Bonnie: OK, guys. I've got a plan. We need to corner the spam!
Chica: Pizza? (But how're we going to corner the spam?)
Toy Bonnie: No pizza involved!
Bonnie: I'm not in trusted with thief.
Toy Bonnie: It wasn't my fault you have no face!
Bonnie: *evil stare*
Mangle: Each of us, catch some spam, then we'll follow it back to Prize Corner, where we'll put it back in the can.
Toy Bonnie: Good idea! Let's go again!
*a montage plays of the animatronics chasing the spam*
Mangle: Get in. *opens can*
*spam is sucked in*
Mangle: Someone remind Puppet never to open that can of spam.

What did you think of it?
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I find this really funny, great work!
 
Here's a new episode while I'm at it:

Springtrap: Hello everybody, my name is Springtrap, and welcome to my playthrough of Five Nights at Freddy's 3. Now-
Phantom Chica: That sounds exactly like Markiplier!
Springtrap: That was the point. The readers were MEANT TO GET THE REFERENCE, AND YOU RUINED IT!!
Phantom Chica: Readers? Reference?
Springtrap: Never mind...
*Springtrap presses play*
(I'm skipping the first night, nothing happens!)
Night 2
Hello? Hello? Oh hey, I found some cool audio tapes. These things are, like, prehistoric! And you're not gonna believe this: They actually found one! A REAL one! Uh, yeah, I'll leave you with my audio tapes. Goodnight...
*mute call*
Springtrap: I hate the Phone Guy.
Phantom Chica: Come on, it's better than the real one which is longer.
Springtrap: True...
*checks CAM10*
*Phantom BB is there*
Springtrap: What the-
*lowers monitor*
*jumpscare*
Springtrap: HOLY CANNOLI
Springbunny.exe has crashed
Phantom Chica: Stupid JavaScript! I'll take it from here.
*Phantom BB walks in*
Phantom BB: Ohai Chica. Whatcha doin'?
Springtrap: Don't you dare ruin this reference for me!
Phantom Chica: I'm playing a game that's disturbing for kiddies like you.
Phantom BB: What? You're possessed by a kid!
Phantom Chica: That thing stayed a kid for 50 years.
Phantom BB: *turns to Springtrap* Hey, Springy! What're you possessed by?
Springtrap: Ummm... I'm possessed by... The Purpl-
Phantom Mangle: Anyone want a cupcake?
Springtrap: Shut up Toy! As I was saying, you know that bad guy called Pu-
Puppet: I want all the cupcakes! All of them!
Springtrap: Never mind.
*Phantom Chica is on Extras*
Phantom Chica: Ooh, jumpscares.
*clicks*
*Springtrap jumpscare*
Phantom Chica: Ha ha ha!
Springbunny.exe has crashed (again)
Phantom Chica: That guy's scared of ghosts and himself, plus he keeps crashing!
Phantom BB: What? He crashed? Is he OK?
Phantom Chica: Yeah, yeah, this is a cartoon. The physics here ensure he's intact next shot.
One shot laytor
Phantom Chica: I guess I was wrong.
Springtrap: Hi.
Phantom Chica: How'd you get there?
Springtrap: *creepily* Cartoon physics...
Chicathechicken.exe has crashed
Phantom BB: Can I crash my .exe?
Springtrap: Go ahead.
Balloonboy.exe has crashed
Springtrap: Ahh, some peace and quiet. Time for a different .exe.
*sonic.exe starts*
Springtrap: Wait... this is a creepy pasta. I hate pasta and creepy stuff!
Springbunny.exe has crashed.

And the whole season number thing, Season 1 is FNaF2 (because it's a prequel), then Season 2 is FNaF, while Season 3's the final game.
 
Toy Bonnie said:
when will you make Ep. 3??
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Now.

Freddy: I found this thing called Cleverbot that claimed to be intelligent like us.
Bonnie: *raises hand*
Freddy: Yes?
Bonnie: Can it play-games?
Freddy: *facepalm* No...
Bonnie: Ew. Bot of clever has stinky-poo.
Chica: *laughs*
Freddy: Let's talk to it.
Laytor
Cleverbot: Hello. What's your name?
Foxy: Arr lassie, I be the great Capn' Foxy the Pirate!
*Shows up as "Art Aladdin, I bee the grater cap and fox eats the pie rat!"*
Cleverbot: Poor pie rat.
Foxy: Somethin's wrong with this landlubber.
Freddy: Did you know you're a stupid bot?
Cleverbot: Yes I am clever.
Freddy: No, I said you were stupid.
Cleverbot: I haven't met Stu.
Freddy: Let's give this animatronic abomination to the Toys.
One trip to the Show Stage laytor
Toy Bonnie: Yo, Cleverbutt.
Cleverbot: Hi Trevor.
Toy Bonnie: Dude, I'm Toy Bonnie!
Cleverbot: I am dude.
Toy Bonnie: *throws computer* That thing's a graah.
Puppet: *catches computer*
Cleverbot: Hello Jeff.
Puppet: What?
Cleverbot: Hi Jack.
Puppet: Wait, you said I was Jeff earlier.
Cleverbot: You look like Jeff.
Puppet: But you just said I was Jack.
Cleverbot: No I am Jack.
Puppet: Never mind. Uhh, Jack, you like cupcakes?
Cleverbot: I am a machine.
Puppet: Use your false imagination to pretend you're not, then.
Cleverbot: OK. I am a pig.
Puppet: I don't get this thing... *throws computer*
Springtrap: *Catches* Wha?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Springtrap: My name is Springtrap.
Cleverbot: Hello ClingWrap.
Springtrap: Screw you ClingWrap! *throws computer*
Bonnie: *catches computer* Oh. It is stinky-poo bot.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play-game?
Bonnie: YES!
Freddy: Finally! That not-so-clever-bot found an idiot pal.
 
Springtrap said:
Toy Bonnie said:
when will you make Ep. 3??
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Now.

Freddy: I found this thing called Cleverbot that claimed to be intelligent like us.
Bonnie: *raises hand*
Freddy: Yes?
Bonnie: Can it play-games?
Freddy: *facepalm* No...
Bonnie: Ew. Bot of clever has stinky-poo.
Chica: *laughs*
Freddy: Let's talk to it.
Laytor
Cleverbot: Hello. What's your name?
Foxy: Arr lassie, I be the great Capn' Foxy the Pirate!
*Shows up as "Art Aladdin, I bee the grater cap and fox eats the pie rat!"*
Cleverbot: Poor pie rat.
Foxy: Somethin's wrong with this landlubber.
Freddy: Did you know you're a stupid bot?
Cleverbot: Yes I am clever.
Freddy: No, I said you were stupid.
Cleverbot: I haven't met Stu.
Freddy: Let's give this animatronic abomination to the Toys.
One trip to the Show Stage laytor
Toy Bonnie: Yo, Cleverbutt.
Cleverbot: Hi Trevor.
Toy Bonnie: Dude, I'm Toy Bonnie!
Cleverbot: I am dude.
Toy Bonnie: *throws computer* That thing's a graah.
Puppet: *catches computer*
Cleverbot: Hello Jeff.
Puppet: What?
Cleverbot: Hi Jack.
Puppet: Wait, you said I was Jeff earlier.
Cleverbot: You look like Jeff.
Puppet: But you just said I was Jack.
Cleverbot: No I am Jack.
Puppet: Never mind. Uhh, Jack, you like cupcakes?
Cleverbot: I am a machine.
Puppet: Use your false imagination to pretend you're not, then.
Cleverbot: OK. I am a pig.
Puppet: I don't get this thing... *throws computer*
Springtrap: *Catches* Wha?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Springtrap: My name is Springtrap.
Cleverbot: Hello ClingWrap.
Springtrap: Screw you ClingWrap! *throws computer*
Bonnie: *catches computer* Oh. It is stinky-poo bot.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play-game?
Bonnie: YES!
Freddy: Finally! That not-so-clever-bot found an idiot pal.
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*Laughs* This is so hilarious!
 
It's been so long
Since the last I've seen my thread
Lost to no wi-fi
To the awful 3G I have

Since I've been gone
No-one's checking this stupid thread
So I post a reply
And you laugh until you die
(An awful parody, I know)

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150322055309/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/1/16/SpringtrapJumpscareFromRight
Don't click that by the way
Chica: Hey Bonnie, I think it's Goldie's birthday today.
Bonnie: So?
Chica: Well, he's Freddy's brother right?
Bonnie: Thanks for confirming that! I mean, Freddy is British but Goldie is American and they're twins so-
Chica: That's just something RedShell didn't explain.
Bonnie: Red who?
Chica: Never mind!
*she looks out the window and a crew of builders demolish a brick wall with "fourth" written on*
Chica: Crap.
Bonnie: Don't swear! Kids will come in shortly!
Chica: Whoops!
Bonnie: Anyway, what do we get Goldie? A nice ornament?
Chica: Goldie's blind, you doofus! I have a better idea: how about some more cigarettes?
Bonnie: Dude, he buys those like, every day! I think it's time to ask Freddy.
*Freddy is looking in the mirror tying his bowtie*
Chica: Hey Freddy!
Freddy: Greetings.
Bonnie: Me and Chica were wondering what to get Goldie for his birthday.
Freddy: Well, he loves toy helicopters. He collects them, you know.
Chica: Where would I get my wings on one of those?
Freddy: I don't actually know.
*Chica and Bonnie are both wearing fedoras and trenchcoats as they walk the streets*
Chica: First the gag shop for human masks.
*They come out with Chica in an Elsa mask and Bonnie in a Hiccup mask*
Bonnie: Next we gotta go to the toy store.
Chica: What, and bring back those ugly counterparts of us?
Bonnie: No you idiot, toys for kids.
Chica: Goldie's no kid!
Bonnie: Well he's possessed by one!
Chica: *folds wings*
*they walk in*
Chica: Hey, I found one!
*Bonnie runs over to her and picks it up*
Bonnie: Let's get it!
Attendant: Hello, how can I help you... wait, are you Elsa of Arendelle and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third?
Chica: Who?
Attendant: Heh. I was joking... anyway, what is it you wanna buy?
Bonnie: This plane!
Attendant: Sure!
*boop*
Attendant: That'll be $100.
Bonnie: 100 dollars?! Where are we gonna get THAT?!
Chica: Don't worry! I found a 100 dollar bill in the Kitchen yesterday.
*she gives it to the attendant*
Attendant: Here you are.
One walk to pizzeria laytor
All: Happy Birthday Goldie!
Golden Freddy: Thanks! What am I holding?
Bonnie: It's a toy helicopter! You like those, right.
Golden Freddy: Oh... this year, you see, I wanted a nice ornament.
Chica: *facepalm*
Chicathechicken.exe has crashedthis joke is overused
 
Springtrap said:
It's been so long
Since the last I've seen my thread
Lost to no wi-fi
To the awful 3G I have

Since I've been gone
No-one's checking this stupid thread
So I post a reply
And you laugh until you die
(An awful parody, I know)

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150322055309/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/1/16/SpringtrapJumpscareFromRight
Don't click that by the way
Chica: Hey Bonnie, I think it's Goldie's birthday today.
Bonnie: So?
Chica: Well, he's Freddy's brother right?
Bonnie: Thanks for confirming that! I mean, Freddy is British but Goldie is American and they're twins so-
Chica: That's just something RedShell didn't explain.
Bonnie: Red who?
Chica: Never mind!
*she looks out the window and a crew of builders demolish a brick wall with "fourth" written on*
Chica: Crap.
Bonnie: Don't swear! Kids will come in shortly!
Chica: Whoops!
Bonnie: Anyway, what do we get Goldie? A nice ornament?
Chica: Goldie's blind, you doofus! I have a better idea: how about some more cigarettes?
Bonnie: Dude, he buys those like, every day! I think it's time to ask Freddy.
*Freddy is looking in the mirror tying his bowtie*
Chica: Hey Freddy!
Freddy: Greetings.
Bonnie: Me and Chica were wondering what to get Goldie for his birthday.
Freddy: Well, he loves toy helicopters. He collects them, you know.
Chica: Where would I get my wings on one of those?
Freddy: I don't actually know.
*Chica and Bonnie are both wearing fedoras and trenchcoats as they walk the streets*
Chica: First the gag shop for human masks.
*They come out with Chica in an Elsa mask and Bonnie in a Hiccup mask*
Bonnie: Next we gotta go to the toy store.
Chica: What, and bring back those ugly counterparts of us?
Bonnie: No you idiot, toys for kids.
Chica: Goldie's no kid!
Bonnie: Well he's possessed by one!
Chica: *folds wings*
*they walk in*
Chica: Hey, I found one!
*Bonnie runs over to her and picks it up*
Bonnie: Let's get it!
Attendant: Hello, how can I help you... wait, are you Elsa of Arendelle and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third?
Chica: Who?
Attendant: Heh. I was joking... anyway, what is it you wanna buy?
Bonnie: This plane!
Attendant: Sure!
*boop*
Attendant: That'll be $100.
Bonnie: 100 dollars?! Where are we gonna get THAT?!
Chica: Don't worry! I found a 100 dollar bill in the Kitchen yesterday.
*she gives it to the attendant*
Attendant: Here you are.
One walk to pizzeria laytor
All: Happy Birthday Goldie!
Golden Freddy: Thanks! What am I holding?
Bonnie: It's a toy helicopter! You like those, right.
Golden Freddy: Oh... this year, you see, I wanted a nice ornament.
Chica: *facepalm*
Chicathechicken.exe has crashedthis joke is overused
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Good job on MLG! (It was funny and great)
 
That's the point of my Goldie. Basically, he wears sunglasses and a backwards cap, and he's never seen without a cigarette in his mouth. I came up with that after watching an SFM of Foxy doing the same thing. I think it was called "FNaF in the weekend" or something.
Anyway, enough trivia.

WARNING!
This fanfic contains actual spoilers and things that will hurt your feels!
[quote author=Narrator] In this episode, we discover the backstories of some of the most interesting characters. These characters are Puppet, Shadow Freddy, and, of course, the mysterious RWQFSFASXC.[/quote]
Narrator: There was the first...
Purple Guy: I will come back.
Kid: *pulls scared face*
Purple Guy: I always do. *evil smile*
*Purple Guy stabs kid*
*Kid dies*
Narrator: The second...
Lady: Have you seen my boy? He has blonde hair and blue eyes.
Purple Guy: Yes... I killed him!
Lady: You monster!
*Purple Guy kills the lady*
Narrator: And the third...
Girl: That boy was my brother! You... You killed him!
Purple Guy: *evil smile* That's what I do.
*Purple Guy kills the girl*
Narrator: They are back...
Narrator: For their revenge.
*jumpscare*
Coming Soon
 
It's here!
???: SHADOW BONNIE! SHADOW BONNIE!
Shadow Bonnie: I'll be there in a sec!
Mangle: Hey... that's my line!
???: It's revenge day!
Shadow Bonnie: Coming, Master!
*Shadow Bonnie runs to the basement*
Puppet: There you are! Anyway, I bet you wondered why I called you here today-
Shadow Bonnie: Nah, just cause Revenge Day.
Puppet: Yes, and because the basement has no doors for me to get stuck in!
Shadow Bonnie: I told you to eat less and that if you do, it will work!
Shadow Freddy: Anyway, we've got an important thing to do: slap Purple Guy!
Shadow Bonnie: That's it?
Puppet: Well I don't think we should kill him. Then he'll be one of us.
Shadow Bonnie: *nods* OK.
???: WHERE DID BUNNY BOY GO?
Puppet: What was that?
Shadow Freddy: The Jeremy from another world!
Puppet: Really weird... I wonder what I'm like in that other world?
Shadow Bonnie: Oh, in that one, I don't exist, Freddy's a cat and you're an animatronic.
Puppet: Oh. Hey! Jeremy!
*In the Mushroom Kingdom*
Jeremy: What was that?
Puppet: I'm Puppet from another world! The bunny is in the hall!
Jeremy: *checks hall*
*that's where he is*
Jeremy: Thank you!
*back to Earth*
Puppet: Right. Let's go slap us some evil purple guys!
Shadow Bonnie: Yeah!
*laytor*
Shadow Freddy: I haven't seen him ye- *gasp* There he is!
Puppet: Slap him!
Purple Guy: Wait! No! I don't wanna be slapped. I did nothin' wrong!
Shadow Bonnie: Except kill, like, 500 peeps!
Purple Guy: That's just hyperbole!
Shadow Freddy: Ahem. Now prepare to be slapped!
???: It's-a me!
Puppet: Goldie, I don't want any of your cigarettes.
???: Who's-a Goldie? I'm-a Mario!
Purple Guy: Oh my gosh. Mario! Is that really you?
Mario: Well it's just-a my voice-a. You see, I can-a hear what you're-a saying from the Mushrokm Kingdom.
Purple Guy: Well I wanted you to know I'm a huge fan of all your games an-
*slap*
Shadow Bonnie: We win!
All: Oooooohhhhhhh!!!
Purple Guy: Ow...
Narrator: So happily ever after went our three heroes. They slapped Purple Guy just like they wanted to. Make sure you read the production notes afterwards!

1. Purple Guy/Springtrap's voice is supposed to be the same as Cyborg's voice from Teen Titans Go. I only that show exists because my little brother watches it. And anyway even though the show is terrible, Cyborg's voice is pretty funny.
2. The revenge was gonna be serious. But it turned out to be a simple slap.
3. I was originally gonna use the common fan name for Purple Guy, Vincent. I didn't in the end because previously I'd just said "Purple Guy".
4. Shadow Freddy was gonna say more. Her voice is like Fluttershy's though, and Fluttershy is goddang annoying.
5. The episode had a preview only because I didn't have enough time to write the whole episode.
6. This episode was originally season 1, but became 2.
7. I personally hate how I portray Puppet yet like it at the same time. Which is odd.
8. I had to copy and paste this episode because my session timed out while posting.
9. The finished sentence Purple Guy was saying is: "Well I wanted you to know that I'm a huge fan of all your games and I pray to you every night." You can tell he's a big fan.
10. The link to Cyborg's page in case you were wondering.http://teen-titans-go.wikia.com/wiki/Cyborg
 
She's slightly out there, but that's to be expected from an alien. Her Toddler Titans Go incarnation, like the others, is blown way out of proportions. I don't even remember Teen Titans Starfire inappropriately using a "the". She probably did a few times, but I don't remember.
 
Magikrazy said:
She's slightly out there, but that's to be expected from an alien. Her Toddler Titans Go incarnation, like the others, is blown way out of proportions. I don't even remember Teen Titans Starfire inappropriately using a "the". She probably did a few times, but I don't remember.
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She does it a lot! (I admit, i hate Teen Titans Go for a large
number of reasons)
 
Five Nights at Freddy's 4 has been released.
For Nightmare, nothing is as it seems.
She wants her friend back. She misses him.
But these five... they aren't right.
Maybe they weren't apart.
Maybe they were together all along.

The Kinda Super Animatronic Stories: Post-Hiatus Saga
COMING SOON...
 
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