Things that fictional characters WOULD say

[Milo Thatch]

What Ringabel would say if he was a bit mentally disturbed:
Ringabel: Hi GIIIIRLS! (insane smile)
Edea: Oh, hi Ringabel. How's it go...
Ringabel: Great. Just GREAT! You and Agnes look like you're doing great TOO! Looks like two good friends who obviously don't need to be done by ANOTHER good friend!

Anyone guess where I ripped those quotes off from?

 

[Shyghoul]

"I'm Batman"
-Batman

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

"HEYYYYYYAAAA!"- Link