Vote to Win/Hurt and Heal: xkcd's bracket

[Magikrazy]

So I was checking the new xkcd comic and I thought it could make for a good tournament.

Spoiler: the comic

Moving on to next round:
Neil Armstrong
Stretch Armstrong
Jeff Bridges
Jack Daniels
Orson Welles
George Orwell
Russell Crowe
Gene Simmons
Gene Hackman
Alan Parsons
Eugene V. Debs
Gene Wilder
Oscar de La Renta
Jack Nicholson
Phil Mickleson
Bryan Adams
Chubby Checker
Colin Firth
Will Ferrell
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Danny Glover

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Siouxsie Sioux
Suzanne Vega

why

Alan Partridge

holy shit yes

 

[freakworld]

Bill Murray wins.

 

[Magikrazy]

We'll see. It starts now.

Here's how it works. I start the contestants at 10, and you Hurt and Heal as usual. The winner moves up and the loser doesn't. It's pretty simple.

Our first match-up:
Louis Armstrong vs. Neil Armstrong

Louis Armstrong: 10
Neil Armstrong: 10

Good luck!

 

[freakworld]

Louis Armstrong: 8
Neil Armstrong: 10

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Louis Armstrong: 8
Neil Armstrong: 8

 

[Magikrazy]

Louis Armstrong: 8
Neil Armstrong: 6

 

[freakworld]

Louis Armstrong: 6
Neil Armstrong: 6

 

[Magikrazy]

Louis Armstrong: 6
Neil Armstrong: 4

 

[freakworld]

Louis Armstrong: 4
Neil Armstrong: 4

 

[winstein]

Louis Armstrong: 3
Neil Armstrong: 3

Thanks for reading.

 

[Magikrazy]

Louis Armstrong: 4
Neil Armstrong: 2

 

[winstein]

Louis Armstrong: 3
Neil Armstrong: 3

Thanks for reading.

 

[Auburn]

Louis Armstrong: 2
Neil Armstrong: 2

 

[winstein]

Louis Armstrong: 1
Neil Armstrong: 1

Thanks for reading.

 

[freakworld]

Louis Armstrong: 0
Neil Armstrong: 1

 

[Magikrazy]

damn you freakworld

Lance Armstrong: 10
Stretch Armstrong: 10

 

[freakworld]

fuck yeah neil armstrong

dno who stretch armstrong is so

Lance Armstrong: 10
Stretch Armstrong: 8

 

[Magikrazy]

here

Lance Armstrong: 8
Stretch Armstrong: 8

 

[freakworld]

Eh loses to the king of cheating.

Lance Armstrong: 8
Stretch Armstrong: 6

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Lance Armstrong: 8
Stretch Armstrong: 8

 

[Magikrazy]

Lance Armstrong: 6
Stretch Armstrong: 8

 

[freakworld]

Lance Armstrong: 6
Stretch Armstrong: 6

 

[Magikrazy]

Lance Armstrong: 4
Stretch Armstrong: 6

 

[freakworld]

Lance Armstrong: 4
Stretch Armstrong: 4