Your theories about stuff

[Dr. Peach]

This thread is about your theories about things.

Starting off, I had a theory about the Windows XP Tour.
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My theory was that I thought that Jen Taylor (one of the voice actresses of Peach) may have recorded the Narration for the Windows XP Tour since the Narration voice sounds so much like her.

What are your theories about various stuff.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I believe the theory of evolution and gravity. :P

 

[Walkazo]

My theory is that gravity is god. I mean think about it - without gravity, there'd be no stars, no planets, no life. And when all the stars and all the worlds and all life is cold and dead and inert, gravity will still be pulling things together. I don't believe the theory that there will be no big crunch thanks to dark matter/energy - I think that at the end of it all, gravity will collapse everything into the singularity it all started out as. Everything will be a dimensionless instant, and it'll explode as the big bang. Not as another big bang, just as the big bang, because time collapsed too. Because of gravity. It ends the universe and begins it, once and always, forever.

 

[Uniju]

my theory is that they sell hot dogs in 8 packs and hot dog buns in 6 packs so that you have to buy 3 packs of hot dogs and 4 packs of hot dog buns in order to have the same number thus buying more and allowing the store to achieve a higher profit

 

[Ray Trace]

My theory is that gravity is god. I mean think about it - without gravity, there'd be no stars, no planets, no life. And when all the stars and all the worlds and all life is cold and dead and inert, gravity will still be pulling things together. I don't believe the theory that there will be no big crunch thanks to dark matter/energy - I think that at the end of it all, gravity will collapse everything into the singularity it all started out as. Everything will be a dimensionless instant, and it'll explode as the big bang. Not as another big bang, just as the big bang, because time collapsed too. Because of gravity. It ends the universe and begins it, once and always, forever.

aah you're totally correct, though there's also a possibility of a big rip, where things get torn apart due to the accelerating dark energy

btw, dark energy and dark matter are two different things. One of them is the force opposite of gravity, the reason galaxies are moving away from each other, while dark matter is a hypothetical substance that explains the unexplained calculated velocity of galaxies

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

my theory is that they sell hot dogs in 8 packs and hot dog buns in 6 packs so that you have to buy 3 packs of hot dogs and 4 packs of hot dog buns in order to have the same number thus buying more and allowing the store to achieve a higher profit

Or there is a demographic of people who don't mind having an extra hot dog along with their hot dog buns.

I like eating hot dogs with only ketchup and Dijon mustard. The bread just snuffs out the flavor.

My theory is that gravity is god. I mean think about it - without gravity, there'd be no stars, no planets, no life. And when all the stars and all the worlds and all life is cold and dead and inert, gravity will still be pulling things together. I don't believe the theory that there will be no big crunch thanks to dark matter/energy - I think that at the end of it all, gravity will collapse everything into the singularity it all started out as. Everything will be a dimensionless instant, and it'll explode as the big bang. Not as another big bang, just as the big bang, because time collapsed too. Because of gravity. It ends the universe and begins it, once and always, forever.

It's also the weakest force in the universe!

 

[Walkazo]

Never underestimate the little guy.

Also, goddammit, now I want hotdogs for dinner...

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hope you don't buy 3 packs of hot dogs and 4 packs of buns. Just eat the extra two by themselves...