Super Random Kart Racing

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Lario

Seems so long ago.
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Here, we try to race each other in Karts to the finish line several light years away from here.

As I'm the first person, I start to throw road spikes everywhere.
 
I impale you with a blade of grass.

Then I set mines, underground and in the air, everywhere.
 
I teleport to 5 miles from the finish line, cause that's where you forgot to put the bombs.
 
I grab a Mini-Nuke launcher, and the Mini-Nukes can shoot out RLY Mini-Nukes.

Plus, I have an unlimited supply of them.
 
I use my WTF bomb to blow up your launcher, and drive into 1st place.
 
I tape NG to a bottle with an auctual ship in it, and I put it on the ocean's surface with NG on the side where there is no air.

Next, since I have no kart, I decide to distract everyone by saying "Approaching sound barriers!"
 
I blow up the bottle and swim to the surface, steal a magic carpet, and fly into first place.
 
Squadala Man attacks you for stealig his carpet.

Next, I summon Ronald McGiygas to kill the other drivers by saying "RAAAAAAAAAN RUUU!" and other weird things.
 
I use Squadala Man as my shield to block Ronald McGiygas' attacks. I drive my kart into your bumpper, leaving our karts stuck together, making us bolth win no matter which one of us goes to the finish line first.
 
I remove you kart from mine by using a crowbar.

You are knocked away from my kart when we are turning on the side of a cliff.
 
Lario said:
I remove you kart from mine by using a crowbar.

You are knocked away from my kart when we are turning on the side of a cliff.
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Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
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No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
 
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
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No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
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I USE THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK AND I DISTRACT YOU!
 
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
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Yes you did, you went over the finnish line, which means I went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
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I know.
 
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
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No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
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I know.
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Then why are you so happy?
 
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
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No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
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I know.
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Then why are you so happy?
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Because I'm right.
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NO YOU'RE NOT!!! :mad:
 
Due to how SG always says a few words then says he wins, I blow him up.
 
I nuke you from inside.

Being covered in some stomache acids, I use a Missle Launcher.
 
I hit a button on my kart that warps us all to Rainbow Road (Wii version). I pwn you.
 
Since the above person doesn't explain how he/she won, I warp that person to Random road, where they get skinned alive by a homocidal green bear with a cookie.
 
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