The Official Video Game Logic Thread

Milo Thatch

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Post things in video games that don't make sense here.

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bosses that dont go out of their way to kill you even when you're a threat.

except for golbez, he tries pretty often.
 
Stories in Touhou Games

>*thing* is happening in Gensokyo and some varying set of demon girls did it
>6 stages where the player and them try to kill each other (i get that ZUN once referred to this as a "girls' play fight" but still)
>in the end everyone forgot about it and theyre all drinking tea
 
"sorry Link, we're bff's and all, but i'm leaving Hyrule and breaking the gate so that I can never come back even though there's no reason to do so. see you in hell"
 
Happy said:
"sorry Link, we're bff's and all, but i'm leaving Hyrule and breaking the gate so that I can never come back even though there's no reason to do so. see you in hell"

I've seen enough fanfictions trying to redeem this unforgiveable error

most of them included ****
 
Happy said:
"sorry Link, we're bff's and all, but i'm leaving Hyrule and breaking the gate so that I can never come back even though there's no reason to do so. see you in hell"

honestly that was depressing as shit.
 
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