Tales of the Marioboards

freakworld

freakworld

El Psy Kongroo
Banned User
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(C) 2017 by Freakworld

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It is the year 20XX A.D.​

In a post-modern society, a war was waging between two factions in the Gamma Centauri system. The inhabitants of the planet Xyzzyr and a solitary fleet of the 45th division from the army of the Mphiryr Empire were going all out in an epic struggle between life and death. In their agressive expansion, Mphiryr has sent out dozens of these fleets in order to satisfy their insatiable lust for new territory. However, they haven't completely calculated their assault, which is why they have been forming a wall around the planet in an effort to get their inhabitants to finally give in.​

But now, Captain Lixipizsc from the Village Ajkwqlnop on Xyzzyr has successfully infiltrated an enemy ship! But much to the dismay of his Xyzzyrian heritage, he falls in love with a Mphiryrian princess! But alas, as he was trying to get close to her he was suddenly found out and thrown into a jail cell.

With no hope left, whatever will our hero do?!?

Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated parallel universe, somewhere on the internet, someone tries to join an online forum.​






CHOOSE YOUR USERNAME:​

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ERROR.
SYNTAX ERROR: PASSWORDS MAY ONLY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS: *
PLEASE TRY AGAIN:​

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WARNING:
THE STRENGTH OF YOUR PASSWORD MAY BE INSUFFICIENT.
THE AUTHOR OF THIS SOFTWARE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF RUSSIAN HACKERS STEAL ALL OF YOUR EMAILS.


SPEAKING OF RESPONSIBILITIES.


DO YOU WANT TO READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE:
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ERROR.
TERMS OF SERVICE WERE NOT FOUND.


DO YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE:​

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ERROR.
YOU MUST AGREE TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE.


LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT:​

>y

THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE.


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OH ONE LAST THING.


PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE HUMAN:​

how many a's in the name mario??

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CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON THE WEBSITE​

marioboards.com

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YOU WILL NOW BE REDIRECTED TO THE INDEX.

HAVE FUN.​

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>>You emerge out of a forest, for some reason.

>>As you look around, you notice that you are near to what is apparently an ocean. Directly besides you is a lifeguard tower as they're common to beaches. Except there's no beach here, only a very rocky excuse of a coastline. While you think about this fact, a person comes out of the tower, climbs down and starts talking to you.

LIFEGUARD: Oy. You.

Yeah you.

What's your name?

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Eren Jäger said:
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Version 1.0

(C) 2017 by Freakworld

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It is the year 20XX A.D.​

In a post-modern society, a war was waging between two factions in the Gamma Centauri system. The inhabitants of the planet Xyzzyr and a solitary fleet of the 45th division from the army of the Mphiryr Empire were going all out in an epic struggle between life and death. In their agressive expansion, Mphiryr has sent out dozens of these fleets in order to satisfy their insatiable lust for new territory. However, they haven't completely calculated their assault, which is why they have been forming a wall around the planet in an effort to get their inhabitants to finally give in.​

But now, Captain Lixipizsc from the Village Ajkwqlnop on Xyzzyr has successfully infiltrated an enemy ship! But much to the dismay of his Xyzzyrian heritage, he falls in love with a Mphiryrian princess! But alas, as he was trying to get close to her he was suddenly found out and thrown into a jail cell.

With no hope left, whatever will our hero do?!?

Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated parallel universe, somewhere on the internet, someone tries to join an online forum.​






CHOOSE YOUR USERNAME:​

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Did you generate these names with the darkmyst name generator?
 
LIFEGUARD: Boaty McBoatface?!? What kind of name is that? Jeez, kids these days.

Anyways, now I'm letting you ask me a question. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, mind you!

I'm looking forward to your logically and syntactically pleasing question.

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> what the (bleep) is YOUR name, buttface?
 
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