I mean, just take a step back and really look at the game, it's fucking bizarre.
It's pretty clear that Square didn't exactly have an iron grasp on the Mario world, so they just threw in a ton of weird characters and bosses that have no connection to anything.
Just for starters, look at the Nimbus Land level. There's a race of cloud people that all look like Mallow and we find out there's this ...woman with an odd fixation for birds who says this giant bird accompanying her is Prince Mallow, obviously implying our Mallow is the true prince. We sneak into the kingdom by having a statue maker paint us gold, and give us to the woman (Valentina), we fight a Birdo she has for some reason, then we fight Valentina after exposing her, and she grows twenty feet tall and her boobies jiggle when you hit her. We also find out that Mallow's parents are king and queen and they abandoned him as a kid (probably because he's an annoying crybaby).
What other weird moments or characters do you remember from this game?
It's pretty clear that Square didn't exactly have an iron grasp on the Mario world, so they just threw in a ton of weird characters and bosses that have no connection to anything.
Just for starters, look at the Nimbus Land level. There's a race of cloud people that all look like Mallow and we find out there's this ...woman with an odd fixation for birds who says this giant bird accompanying her is Prince Mallow, obviously implying our Mallow is the true prince. We sneak into the kingdom by having a statue maker paint us gold, and give us to the woman (Valentina), we fight a Birdo she has for some reason, then we fight Valentina after exposing her, and she grows twenty feet tall and her boobies jiggle when you hit her. We also find out that Mallow's parents are king and queen and they abandoned him as a kid (probably because he's an annoying crybaby).
What other weird moments or characters do you remember from this game?
