Why is mario's species so weak on earth?

[tardograd2]

Why is mario's species so weak on earth?

 

[Shyghoul]

which species

 

[Alex95]

which species

MarioWiki:BJAODN/Mario (species)

 

[The Superstar Saga]

He's Italian-American

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Try saying that again to the faces of Smash 4 Marios, even the inexperienced ones.

 

[Shyghoul]

which species

MarioWiki:BJAODN/Mario (species)

damn forgot about that. need to re-read bjaodn

 

[zel]

how can marios species possibly be weak if he can easily lift entire castles up and jump several times his size and have like twenty million very different jobs

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I chose "Bad Blood Flow to Legs", but I'd say that maybe E. Gadd invented a duplication machine and forgot to duplicate the muscles!

 

[SiFi]

I'd say it's because Earth has higher gravity than his planet, but when he met Isaac Newton that one time he could still jump impressively enough to make Newton question everything he'd learned, therefore causing greater damage to the fabric of time than Bowser could ever hope to. whoops tangent