Dare the next user to do something!

[Sweet Snow]

And they call it the aristocrat!
I dare the next user to say good things about their friends

 

[Chair]

well then whoever of my friends see this, I'll let you know that I said thank you from this message or something.
I dare the next user to say something that makes no sense

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

Spoiler: Nonsense

It could be possible, when adjusting for the velocity of the raw spaghetti noodles and the inherent decay of the unrefined uranium, to produce a combination worker drone/pizza-box which will contain three delicious pizzas made of rotten eggs, talcum powder, and dark matter spheres.

I dare the next user to post the worst meme they can make.

 

[Chair]

What? you said the worst meme possible!
I dare the next user to make a funny thing out of a dead meme

 

[THE END]

Me: *is speedrunning Mario Kart*
*looks at the minimap*
*blue shell is comming*
Me: frick
*looks outside the window*

I dare the next user to post the cringest Mario meme they can find

 

[Chair]

this is the best I could find :/
I dare the next user to post an image of their toothbrush

 

[Shoko]

Spoiler: my toothbrush

I dare the next user to change their avatar to this for the next 24 hours:

 

[THE END]

I did it. By tomorrow, it will be over.
I dare the next user to change their username to "I like Banana" for 24 hours.

 

[Teedgee]

you cant actually. when you change your username you have to keep it for 30 days, and even then i changed mine yesterday.......

buuuuuuuuut i made this edit to make it look like i changed my username

i dare the next user to post a cursed yet beautiful image

ya know, kinda like

 

[Chair]

Spoiler: very weird image

I honestly don't even know if that counts or not.
I dare the next user to post something satisfying

 

[Sweet Snow]

I dare the next user to squash every Goomba in SMB1

 

[Chair]

I did it. dang, I forgot to take a video from it
I dare the next user to start a new file in breath of the wild

 

[Blue]

I did it. dang, I forgot to take a video from it
I dare the next user to start a new file in breath of the wild

Like, On their main save file?

 

[Chair]

you can if ya wanna but the whole point is to start a new save file,

 

[THE END]

I dare the next user to make a better drawing of Blitz
I'll wait

 

[Chair]

u cannot deny it, this IS perfection

I dare the next user to take a photo of their window

 

[THE END]

Reviving this thread.

I dare the next user to write 69 6,900 times.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

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x something equals 6,900.

I dare the next user to search up " What's 5-volt Cooking? "

 

[THE END]

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x something equals 6,900.

I dare the next user to search up " What's 5-volt Cooking? "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SEARCHED IT UP

NONONONONO

NOBODY MUST EVER SEARCH IT UP

I dare the next user to search Konkey Dong on Google.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SEARCHED IT UP

NONONONONO

NOBODY MUST EVER SEARCH IT UP

I dare the next user to search Konkey Dong on Google.

That was way less painful than what you saw.

I dare the next user to kick Homestar Runner nine times.

 

[Cayde]

That was way less painful than what you saw.
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I dare the next user to kick Homestar Runner nine times.

*Kicks Homestar Runner nine times*

I dare the next user to build a huge LEGO Mario course.

 

[mistery juice]

Three years of working at 6 different jobs* now I can buy the starter set!
I dare the next user to use bold text the rest of the day

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Three years of working at 6 different jobs* now I can buy the starter set!
I dare the next user to use bold text the rest of the day

Okay.

I dare the next user to get their childhood ruined.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Nice try, it already has been.

I dare the next user to write the entire tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise backwards.

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

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I dare the next user to have a good night's sleep tonight