CHANGE DESTINY

[Pink Cat]

It's a simple game, a user say something is going to happen, the next user does something to change ye fate, and then it goes on.

The next user will not eat a banana with

 

[Mintiously]

But then I land on a DK space! Whoops! I guess I'm eating the banana now!

Nobody will get a pepperoni pizza today.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

But I had pizza for lunch, so HA!

The next user will be jelly.

 

[Moldomré]

Unless I'm already jelly to begin with.

The next person will have to spend the rest of the day screeching HI I'M DAISY!!!!!!!

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Oops, I damaged my vocal chords. Looks like I physically can't.

The next user isn't going to get the free DLC for A Hat in Time tomorrow.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

But then I use mah money to buy it.

The next user will not steal my DLC for A Hat in Time by the time I get it.

 

[Noct]

But through the power of Gabe Newell, it was already returned to Funtime Foxy.

Next user will not land on the Bowser space.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Unless I switch places with another player.

Next user will get to punch me.

 

[Moldomré]

Unless you dodge...

The next person will main Wario for the rest of their life in Smash Ultimate.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Unless Waluigi is secretly playable.

The next person will get to go back in time and change anything.

 

[Mintiously]

...but I broke the TIME MACHINE.

Next person isn't going to Wendy's!

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Because I already went to Wendy's.

Next person has to hear Spy's death screams from TF2 on repeat.

 

[Noct]

Until the engineer elongated his neck and said "Nope".

Next person must go back in time and fight the Shroobs.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Funny. I restarted Partners in Time not that long ago. I guess that counts.

Although, it is called Partners in Time, so the next person will accompany me on this trip

 

[Moldomré]

Unless I don't live near you.

The next person will buy a PowerA wireless controller for Switch.

 

[Noct]

Okidokey. *Shakes wallet and a moth flies out* Ruh-roh, I'm broke.

The next user will fight King Hippo.

 

[London Parris]

I can't, I can't do boxing.
The next user cannot sing any songs by George Jones.

 

[Moldomré]

Unless I am George Jones .

The next user will be turned into an Orange Yoshi.

 

[Teedgee]

What if I already am one?

Next user gets blasted by a beam of light.

 

[Moldomré]

Unless I'm riding a Warp Star at high speeds.

The next user will hate Yoshi.

 

[Teedgee]

Ah too bad that's impossible for me!

Next user accidentally drops their Switch from a window.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Thankfully, the window was closed.

The next user will be crushed by Bowser's mega leap.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Not unless I am actually Bowser!

The next user will be trapped in a mirror for all eternity

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Unless, of course, Kirby comes to pull you out.

The next user will fall through a time hole and have it close behind them, hence being stuck in the past for all eternity.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Luckily I have the Time Stone to get me out of there!


The next user has their eyes turned into glasses