1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

Jesus Freak

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
[size=10pt][tt]1. I was posting here.

2. It wasn't me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................... *points at Rudnicki* He did it!
 
9. I had to go ban Rudnicki. (What? First thing I could think of!)
 
10. My biscuits were burning!
11. I got sidetracked with Guitar Hero, because it's so much better than what I'm playing now.
12. Power surge.
13. Someone knocked at the door.
 
14. My cell phone is ringing
15. The house was on fire.
16. It was dinner time.
17. The Pizza guy came.
 
18. My entire family died and my home country was just conquered by Russia.
19. I'm playing on an emulator.
 
21. Apparently, I wasn't playing the game, it was playing ME... In my vacation to Soviet Russia.
 
22. URE IN MAH HOUZ, PLAYIN MAH VIDOE GAME?! GTFO!!!!
 
23. I had to go save the world from the um... The King and his er... DINNER Blaster.
 
24. I had to have dinner and the f**king game doesn't pause.
 
Code: 
[color=blue]33. D00d.

This level f**ked [b]BEFORE[/b] I played it.[/color]
 
Luigifreak said:
35. Mario decided to commit suicide. Romance is a powerful thing.....
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36. I was too busy looking at that quote funny.
 
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