Interesting Mario vs. Wario point.

[Ghost Jam]

A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?

 

[SiFi]

If you ask me, it's just because they're from different parts of italia

 

[Jesus Freak]

A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?

I never thought of that.

 

[Stooben]

Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

That's because he's rich.

 

[Ghost Jam]

Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

That's because he's rich.

Wario is a sugar daddy.

 

[Rad Dudesman]

A friend pointed this out to me the other day.

Mario has Peach, yeah? He's been kissed by her, I think, three times to date.
Wario has no one, yeah? He's been kissed by princesses in many of his games.

Conclusion? Mario is a good boy, but is not popular with the ladies. Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

Thoughts?

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.

 

[Lario]

Apparently, Bowser and Booster kissed Mario...

 

[Ghost Jam]

If you ask me, it's just because they're from different parts of italia

Is there some reason my post was deleted, but this wasn't? -_-

You had a post deleted?

 

[Stooben]

Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

That's because he's rich.

Wario is a sugar daddy.

The gold, the jewels, the mansion, it all makes sense now.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.

You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.

 

[Ghost Jam]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.

You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.

But Vivian is a boy.

 

[Stooben]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.

You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.

But Vivian is a boy.

It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.

 

[SiFi]

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door disagrees.

You can't count Flurrie though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Ms. Mowz are clearly legit though.

But Vivian is a boy.

It's not that easy to tell.

Or maybe Mario knew Viv was a boy, and he's bisexual.

Or maybe Mario knew, but he didn't have any feelings for him anyway.

 

[SolarBlaze]

You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.

Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

But Vivian is a boy.

Supposedly she is in the Japanese version, but in America, Vivian's officially female.

 

[Stooben]

You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.

Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

But...Ms. Mowz is so cute.

 

[Rad Dudesman]

You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.

Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

But...Ms. Mowz is so cute.

SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.

 

[Snowstalker]

Mario's been kissed by about half a million people, including all the female partners in TTYD.

 

[Stooben]

You can't count Ms. Mowz though; she was a bit of a ho. ._.

Vivian and Flurrie are clearly legit though.

Fixed. I always saw it as the other way around, since Ms. Mowz was always flirting with Mario, and Goombella was always calling her a floozy for it.

But...Ms. Mowz is so cute.

SolarBlaze has a point. Ms. Mowz is the Mario version of Rouge the Bat. She's a treasure hunter, and she likes to flirt with guys.

Yeah, that's true.

 

[Luigis Pizza]

Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

That's because he's rich.

Wario is a sugar daddy.

You sound like some one familiar... gee i wonder where he's getting these theories from...

 

[Rad Dudesman]

Wario is a bad boy and gets all the chicks.

That's because he's rich.

Wario is a sugar daddy.

You sound like some one familiar... gee i wonder where he's getting these theories from...

I find this to be extremely suspicious.

Are you trying to avoid suspicion of being Rudnicki?

If so, it failed.

 

[SolarBlaze]

Why did you feel the need to bump this topic anyway, Luigis Pizza?