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State a franchise, the next user makes up something ridiculous story element for it
For more fun, state something that sounds fake but is true

Now, let me start this off:
Looney Tunes
 
Peach's royal guard is literally made up of mushrooms that either stand in one place or are literally picked up and thrown around.

Kirby
Dedede lands on top of Kirby.
Frozen
 
Douglas MacArthur is the only human and tells about his tales in wars.

Cars 2
 
Mater actually is still a spy, but he doesn't tell anyone for obvious reasons.

Fire Emblem.
 
The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.
 
The combined forces of counter terrorism lead by the U.S. invades and joins the heroes in each in every game to deal with the bad guys.

Jaws, the movie, not the novel.
The shark sings Baby Shark and promptly became a card shark/loan shark.
Shark- I mean Shrek
 
Shrek is a human and doesn't save the princess due to him playing video games in his swamp most of the time.

Aladdin.
 
I'm assuming it is the anime.

Ash is just your average Joe, playing video games. And the Pokemon are hostile and attack people when they get the chance.

Indiana Jones
 
Jon realizes he's talking to a figment of his sad delusional imagination.
Sonic
 
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