Describe your life with Pokemon moves

[NeuralPsychosis]

A big list of them here: http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/move/all

So basically, describe situations in your life using Pokemon attacks.

Work
Assist
Knock Off
Bide
Pay Day

Me on the computer
Light Screen
Imprison

"Chaos Neu"
Frustration
Mean Look
Rage
Selfdestruct
Refresh