Custom lyrics to Christmas carols

[FirePuppy]

It's Christmas Eve today. For that, I wanted to show you some made-up lyrics I made to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:

12 strawberry milkshakes
11 vanilla cheesecakes
10 apple dumplings
9 oatmeal cookies
8 chocolate doughnuts
7 crispy tacos
6 chicken nuggets
5 onion rings
4 sandwiches
3 large fries
2 hamburgers
and a pizza with pepperoni!

If you have any made-up lyrics for this song or other Christmas songs (though I think 12 Days of Christmas is easiest), please post them here.

 

[Goombuigi]

Behold - Twelve Days of Christmas: Among Us Edition

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Innersloth gave to me:

12 games as impostor,
11 reactor meltdowns,
10 kills in electrical,
9 pointless bans,
8 network errors,
7 emergency meetings,
6 accusations,
5 votes for skip,
4 visual tasks,
3 impostor betrayals,
2 hacked games,
and a new map in 2021!

 

[FirePuppy]

Behold - Twelve Days of Christmas: Among Us Edition

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Innersloth gave to me:

12 games as impostor,
11 reactor meltdowns,
10 kills in electrical,
9 pointless bans,
8 network errors,
7 emergency meetings,
6 accusations,
5 votes for skip,
4 visual tasks,
3 impostor betrayals,
2 hacked games,
and a new map in 2021!

Quite humorous, I must say.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Here's my lyrics.
The Twelve Days Of Decemberween!

On the twelfth day of Decemberween,
My true love gave to me:

12 Strong Bad emails,
11 laps with Homestar,
10 Free Country Residents,
9 Cheat Commandos,
8 burnt peasants,
7 EH, STEVEs,
6 loose tooth removers,
5 bugs in mouths,
423,827 viruses,
3 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows,
2 darn cousins
and an iron cup of Brunswick stew!