Advice Column

[Sprig]

Give people funny advice for their problems.

Dear advice column: The dark moon has split and all the ghosts are acting crazy! Help!

 

[Christmas Who?]

Get some tape and put the ghosts in time out.

Dear advice column: Wah! I need $7,000 dollars to buy a huge garlic burrito! How do I earn that? WAH!

 

[Flowey]

Buy a garlic burrito and sell it to get $7,000

Dear advice column: My wife left me and took the kids. I miss them and want them to come back. How should I do this?

 

[Christmas Who?]

Buy a garlic burrito and sell it to get $7,000

Dear advice column: My wife left me and took the kids. I miss them and want them to come back. How should I do this?

Invent a time machine and go back to when you had a wife.

Dear advice column: How do I order a movie off of Prime?

 

[Sprig]

Invent a time machine and go back to when you had a wife.

Dear advice column: How do I order a movie off of Prime?

Pay $50.00 for shipping and handling.

Dear advice column: Why isn't my Falcon Punch working?

 

[Christmas Who?]

Pay $50.00 for shipping and handling.

Dear advice column: Why isn't my Falcon Punch working?

You're pressing A instead of B.

Dear advice column: Potato.

 

[Sprig]

You're pressing A instead of B.

Dear advice column: Potato.

It's called a Potatwa.

Dear advice column: Link won't stop smashing my pots, please send help.

 

[Christmas Who?]

It's called a Potatwa.

Dear advice column: Link won't stop smashing my pots, please send help.

Get some unbreakable pots.

Dear advice column: Wah! Hi, it's me again. I tried selling my burrito on IBUY but no one wants it! WAH!

 

[Chair]

Just eat it then. Wasn't that your main purpose?

Dear advice column: How do I fly to the stars?

 

[Wynn Liaw]

You put a picture of the stars above you and fly to it.

Dear advice column: How do I create a star?