React inappropriately

[Flowey]

Just post a random statement, it can be true, false, sad, deep, silly, etc... and react to the other statements with the wrong reactions.
My statement:
Joe mama memes are funny.

 

[Sprig]

It is the time to rejoice
BEHOLD
For the cheese stick hath returned

 

[Wynn Liaw]

I love cheese.

 

[Chair]

That was a really cool meme
"I am drawing my favorite color by taking my favorite color pencil from my favorite color pencil box"

 

[Wynn Liaw]

That was a really cool meme
"I am drawing my favorite color by taking my favorite color pencil from my favorite color pencil box"

You didn't react

"I am watching a gameplay of Paper Mario: Color Splash."

 

[Teedgee]

color splash is video game

 

[Sprig]

Toadgamer, you didn't capitalize your sentence!

 

[Chair]

You didn't react

"I am watching a gameplay of Paper Mario: Color Splash."

I did, it's the above sentence

this is getting confusing, so I'm just gonna do my sentence

"I hate my computer"

 

[Wynn Liaw]

My computer is laggy and has viruses in it.

 

[Chair]

I now finally get how this thread works

I'm going to drink alcohol

 

[Kirbyo]

I now finally get how this thread works

I'm going to drink alcohol

Wat.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

I want to drink soft drink.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

It's expired.