Pun-Tendo

[Toasty Toad]

place video game puns here
and we shall be pun-stoppable

 

[PaperMario77]

Edit:
Tick Tock Stock.

 

[Toasty Toad]

Hey, Donkey Kong did King K. Rool steal all your bananas again?
I don´t know, diddy?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

It's a me, Mario, and I


mustache you a question

 

[Kirbyo]

Have you ever... met a knight?

 

[Toasty Toad]

In the presence of Princess Toadstool(or Peach)
You must bow sir.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Luigi is reading a car washing manual. Waluigi casts a shadow over Luigi, and he cracks his knuckles.

*ominously* Look, cheater, we have a score to settle.

(sighs) You're probably thinking of another game, genius. The score's already settled. I won.

No! You cheated!

I didn't cheat. I'm just super better at basketball than you. I've seen better layup attempts by a Goomba with an armcast.

GOOMBAS DON'T HAVE ARMS. CHEATER.

THAT'S THE POINT, SKIN AND BONES *raspberries*.

NO YOU CHEATED THAT POINT

That's called a free throw!

Oh yeah, well how about a free throw down!

You make me want to throw up.

GAHH ARGGGH! Well WELL... WELL

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I THINK YOU'RE DEFINITELY A DIVA!!!!!

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this was in my DMs for some reason