False advertising

[Chi-Chi]

The above user names an item, the user after that makes a lie to make it better than it seems.

A dictionary

 

[Kirbyo]

The longest story ever!
A brownie

 

[Hooty]

Tastes like the best brownie ever!

Mario

 

[Toasty Toad]

With brand new game everyday
Plants

 

[Chi-Chi]

They fight zombies in real life!
A newspaper

 

[Toasty Toad]

with no ads
mobile games

 

[Chi-Chi]

Will stay on forever
A man named Brock

 

[Toasty Toad]

Will always have his eyes open(pokemon)
Hotel Mario

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

now on the most high tech console ever!

Microsoft Windows