Who beats who?

[Pipsy Mouse]

The above user describes a fighter, the next user describes a fighter who can beat them, repeat


A man with a baseball bat covered in spikes

 

[The Orca]

A man with a powerful throwing arm with a baseball covered in spikes.

 

[Bugzzy]

A sumo covered in very strong armor!

 

[Green Arrow]

Someone with very powerful laser vision

 

[Pipsy Mouse]

A living mirror

 

[Bugzzy]

A hammer to break the mirror

 

[Nic]

A toddler (they don't know how to use the hammer and will break it.)

 

[Bugzzy]

A bottle of milk (to make them sleepy)

 

[The Orca]

Bacteria. (To spoil the milk).

 

[MightyMario]

Lysol to wipe the bottle

 

[Bugzzy]

Time (eventually, Lysol will spoil and can't be used to clean again)

 

[Pipsy Mouse]

A time traveler, maybe some sort of Doctor

 

[The Orca]

A time agent.

 

[Bugzzy]

A clock that can move time itself.