Crime and defense

[Sweet Snow]

The user below is accused of a crime, they must come up with a reason they couldn't possibly do it ... only to acuse the next user of another crime, repeat

You ate my Doritos

 

[Bugzzy]

I'm allergic to cheese.

You stole my Star Piece that would have been used to finish my 3000 piece puzzle.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Star-based puzzles are lame!

You turned me into a slime dragon of some kind while I was sleeping.

 

[Bugzzy]

I don't have a wand.

You beat my robot at chess.

 

[Sweet Snow]

Chess? I only play Fire Emblem, thank you

You killed Waluigi

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Waluigi? I wouldn't kill him!

You turned my friend into a slime dragon!

 

[MiracleDinner]

They were already a dragon and slimifying them protects others

You shut off all the electricity in my house

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I'm cold and the electricity based heater keeps me warm!

stealing my pencil sharpener

 

[Bugzzy]

I use pens and mechanical pencils.

You ate my breakfast.

 

[MiracleDinner]

I'm fasting for a blood test

You impersonated me on an email

 

[Sweet Snow]

I'm Amish so I have no computer or phone

You got Sprite Remix discontinued

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Sprite Remix? What's that?

You turned my brother into a slime!

 

[MiracleDinner]

You're an only child

You copied my math project

 

[Bugzzy]

I am not in the same school.

You stole my mother's favorite plant, you crook!

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Your mother has a plant?

You got me kicked out of MAFIA CITY!

 

[Bugzzy]

What's mafia city?

I slipped on a banana peel that you dropped!

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

I didn't drop that!

You removed i486 support from LINUX!