128 Ways to Die in Super Mario 64

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Goomba
1. Fly Guy
2. Burning your ass (twice)
3. Getting eaten by a huge fish
4. Falling down Getting owned by Tick Tock Clock
5. Pushed off the ledge
6. Drown
7. Jump of a cliff
8. 1/1,000,000 cannon shot
9. Burried alive
10. Dead End
11. Ice is slippery
12. Mini-Goombas are annoying
13. Pushed from a magic carpet
14. Rolled over by a giant rolling thing
15. Jumping from the mansion
16. Those damn blocks
17. Falling hard in Shifting Sand Land
18. Getting boulder'ed
19. DrOwnage
20. Thrown off the level
21. Or the mountain
22. Choosing the wrong treasure chest
23. Losing a snowball fight
24. The f*cking owl
25. Getting owned by a pirate box
26. Attacked by a Boo
27. Boobytrap
28. Quicksand
29. Monty Mole
30. Well, f*ck
31. Locked in a cage waiting for death (>:D)
32. Flattened
33. Suicide
34. Chomp Chomp!
35. Eaten by a piano
36. Roasted Mario
37. Choking
38. Fly Guy
39. Mini-Piranha plant
40. Dropping and exploding platforms
41. Getting killed by Wiggler
41. I said: getting killed by Wiggler!
41. WOULD YOU PLEASE KILL ME?
41. Tralalala
41. Finally got killed by Wiggler!
42. Headache
43. Fail at jumping
44. Very cold water
45. Pole jumping
46. Holding a Bomb-Omb
47. Small Spider
48. Missing the mushrooms
49. Fail at jumping (again)
50. Bullying a Giant Goomba
51. Waking up that nice plant
52. Haunted chair
53. Pushed off the race track
54. Shocking bad luck
55. The Eel
56. Jumping Snowman
57. The flames
58. Shocking hot
59. Going to fast
60. Kaboom
61. Whomped
62. Whomped again
63. Thwomped
64. Thwomped again
65. Flat, flattened, Whomp King
66. More flatness
67. Crushed by Ancient Hand
68. Upside down gravity
69. Crash Landing
70. That's cold
71. The Bridge
72. Shocking Cold
73. Koopa Shell Failure
74. Jumping Flames
75. Monster Books
76. Killed by Mr Eye
77. Killed by Bowser
78. Killed by Bowser's fire
79. Bowser Jump
80. Bowser MegaJump
81. Bowser goes wild
82. Bowser uses you as toilet paper
83. Shocking rings
84. Blue Fire
85. Platforming Failure
86. Piranha Plant (again!)
87. Those elevators
88. Bullet Bill
89. Bombs Away
90. Jump button malfunction
91. Stealing treasure
92. Snowball
93. Haunted Bookshelf
94. Losing the balance
95. Torch
96. The Bowser Puzzle
97. Slow Quicksand
98. Black Hole
99. Collapse
100. Vortex
101. The Height was just too high
102. This hurts
103. Frog dressed as coin
104. Huge Piranha
105. Pendulum
106. Dat timing
107. Ice cold water
108. Getting sniped
109. Cannonshot
110. Blast away your life
111. Meeting a certain disaster
112. Bowsers minions
113. The big eye
114. Snifit
115. Bowser does it again
116. Battle hand to hand
117. Thrown in the air
118. Choking in ice
119. Time up
120. Impossible jump
121. Fireplace
122. The right balance
123. Big BOOOOOOOO
124. Skeeter
125. Under the ice
126. Lakitu
127. Spiny
128. The last, most dangerous of all: Goomba
 
129. Exploded by butterflys
 
130. Fighting Bowser… in a TNT Warehouse
131. Receiving a request to insure a TNT Warehouse in Dark Land
132. Nintendo Copyright Strike
133. Save Editing
134. Blown up by a Bobomb Creeper
135. Hit by a Plane Train
136. Enchanted sword of Fire Aspect 255
137. Ground Pound over some boxes a bottomless pit covered by boxes
138. Sub-optimal boss arena materials (IE, fighting bowser in an arena made of TNT)
 
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You have to kick the butterflies outside the castle
 
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