A Town of Toads: The Movie: The Game

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We will be writing a novel known as A Town of Toads, focusing on Toads (what else?).

However, we shall make it hard to adapt into a movie. We will make this the most complicated novel to be (not) adapted into a movie!

If Hollywood is able to make a big-budget adaptation of this, I'll make a sequel with your help to spite them.
 
We will be writing a novel known as A Town of Toads, focusing on Toads (what else?).

However, we shall make it hard to adapt into a movie. We will make this the most complicated novel to be (not) adapted into a movie!

If Hollywood is able to make a big-budget adaptation of this, I'll make a sequel with your help to spite them.
(What am I supposed to do here?)
 
Give me ideas for characters, plot points, and other stuff that would make this novel impossible to be put to film.
It's going to be a gamebook (Choose your own adventure) which has so many endings that the directors would scratch their head at what ending to pick.

Our main heroes is a blue Toad named Blue Toad alongside his best friend Pab, a shapeshifting goo alien blob who regularly assumes the form of a Yellow Toadette. Depending on the path you take, Mario will come on to help with whatever problem is happening with the town. (Mario would want to act as himself for the movie, but the director would refuse to pay him "enough.")

That's some ideas I have, not sure if they are good enough.
 
It's going to be a gamebook (Choose your own adventure) which has so many endings that the directors would scratch their head at what ending to pick.

Our main heroes is a blue Toad named Blue Toad alongside his best friend Pab, a shapeshifting goo alien blob who regularly assumes the form of a Yellow Toadette. Depending on the path you take, Mario will come on to help with whatever problem is happening with the town. (Mario would want to act as himself for the movie, but the director would refuse to pay him "enough.")

That's some ideas I have, not sure if they are good enough.
Good, good. Keep at it. And while you're here, wanna post on my other games, @Zdrmonster Productions
 
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Governor Bowser is the leader of the town, and he wears a new $200,000 suit every day. He owns 4 Ferraris, 3 Lamborghinis, a Maserati, and a Dodge Ram. He's very kind, however, and gives money, shoes, and breadsticks to all the toads in need. One day, he calls over Blue Toad and Pab to his office to discuss an issue: The Toad Town Air Force (TTAF) received a strange radar response from the edge of space. Governor Bowser asks Blue Toad and Pab to ride the secret TTAF X-64 spaceplane (which costed $6 billion) up to the edge of space to find out what's going on. "Blue Toad, since you're an astronaut in training, we need your skills up there in space, and Pab, since you're an alien to begin with and don't need air to breathe, you're a perfect fit for the mission." Then he makes a special phone call to a past hero of the Mushroom Kingdom: "Mario, we need your help."
 
It's going to be a gamebook (Choose your own adventure) which has so many endings that the directors would scratch their head at what ending to pick.

Our main heroes is a blue Toad named Blue Toad alongside his best friend Pab, a shapeshifting goo alien blob who regularly assumes the form of a Yellow Toadette. Depending on the path you take, Mario will come on to help with whatever problem is happening with the town. (Mario would want to act as himself for the movie, but the director would refuse to pay him "enough.")

That's some ideas I have, not sure if they are good enough.
Got some more ideas? @Zdrmonster Productions
 
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Governor Bowser is the leader of the town, and he wears a new $200,000 suit every day. He owns 4 Ferraris, 3 Lamborghinis, a Maserati, and a Dodge Ram. He's very kind, however, and gives money, shoes, and breadsticks to all the toads in need. One day, he calls over Blue Toad and Pab to his office to discuss an issue: The Toad Town Air Force (TTAF) received a strange radar response from the edge of space. Governor Bowser asks Blue Toad and Pab to ride the secret TTAF X-64 spaceplane (which costed $6 billion) up to the edge of space to find out what's going on. "Blue Toad, since you're an astronaut in training, we need your skills up there in space, and Pab, since you're an alien to begin with and don't need air to breathe, you're a perfect fit for the mission." Then he makes a special phone call to a past hero of the Mushroom Kingdom: "Mario, we need your help."
Mario comes to see what Governor Bowser is talking about, but hesitates on joining due to his past bad experiences in space. The reader can choose to have Pab shapeshift into various characters to show how Mario did during the events of Super Mario Land 1 and 2, and if they do, Mario will smile at how well Pab can shapeshift but be less impressed by her/their storytelling. Mario will desire to be bribed with a very expensive item of some kind that has to be found in an ancient palace, so Blue Toad and Pab might have to decide what item to give him before going on the quest to find said item. Blue Toad might suggest finding a crystal capable of teleportation, while Pab is very unsure of how the crystal would affect her gooey self and suggests finding a really big pile of gold coins that have way more than the amount known to be in existence instead, but Blue Toad would say that the pile would be impossible to show to Mario without forcing him to come with them. The reader can choose whose idea to lean towards, or to take an entirely different route suggested by Bowser...
 
Mario comes to see what Governor Bowser is talking about, but hesitates on joining due to his past bad experiences in space. The reader can choose to have Pab shapeshift into various characters to show how Mario did during the events of Super Mario Land 1 and 2, and if they do, Mario will smile at how well Pab can shapeshift but be less impressed by her/their storytelling. Mario will desire to be bribed with a very expensive item of some kind that has to be found in an ancient palace, so Blue Toad and Pab might have to decide what item to give him before going on the quest to find said item. Blue Toad might suggest finding a crystal capable of teleportation, while Pab is very unsure of how the crystal would affect her gooey self and suggests finding a really big pile of gold coins that have way more than the amount known to be in existence instead, but Blue Toad would say that the pile would be impossible to show to Mario without forcing him to come with them. The reader can choose whose idea to lean towards, or to take an entirely different route suggested by Bowser...
Which is…?
 
Okay.

Could you add some other things to our book not related to plot or characters to help make our book impossible to film?

Also, I believe we should choose a true ending to send to Hollywood (it'll make it easier, but not by much).
\(Can there be a bunch of unreleated drawings in the first few pages of the introduction to confuse the directors and misguide them?)
 
(Sure. What are they?)
\(A bunch of the unrelated drawings involve Mario doing actions that he doesn't do in the actual plots of the book, one of them has Mario get naked when he gets called (in the actual plot), which should make the directors want to censor something that doesn't really happen. Some of the drawings show a Yellow Toad who has speech bubbles with subliminal messaging?)
 
\(A bunch of the unrelated drawings involve Mario doing actions that he doesn't do in the actual plots of the book, one of them has Mario get naked when he gets called (in the actual plot), which should make the directors want to censor something that doesn't really happen. Some of the drawings show a Yellow Toad who has speech bubbles with subliminal messaging?)
Nice.
 
Governor Bowser is the leader of the town, and he wears a new $200,000 suit every day. He owns 4 Ferraris, 3 Lamborghinis, a Maserati, and a Dodge Ram. He's very kind, however, and gives money, shoes, and breadsticks to all the toads in need. One day, he calls over Blue Toad and Pab to his office to discuss an issue: The Toad Town Air Force (TTAF) received a strange radar response from the edge of space. Governor Bowser asks Blue Toad and Pab to ride the secret TTAF X-64 spaceplane (which costed $6 billion) up to the edge of space to find out what's going on. "Blue Toad, since you're an astronaut in training, we need your skills up there in space, and Pab, since you're an alien to begin with and don't need air to breathe, you're a perfect fit for the mission." Then he makes a special phone call to a past hero of the Mushroom Kingdom: "Mario, we need your help."
Care to help, MegaBowser?
 
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