A theory about the Mario movie.

Observering
 
I don't think that's a falsifiable prediction.
 
the salty popcorn i was partaking of while watching the movie had 30% more sugar than the average retail popcorn
This is in fact a plot to make you buy drinks from the theater, as the salt will make you super thirsty
 
Funnily enough, so will sugar, if you eat enough of it.
 
My theory is that my Coke at the Harkin's theater tasted a lot more diluted than regular Coke, with some syrup here and there. the popcorn was 40% saltier than regular popcorn, with fake butter strewn throughout.
 
I could believe it.
 
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