how safe are the locations in mario?

[sonicfan2005]

like think, would i be at my mushroom house, then in the middle of me eating my cheep cheep caviar, and then, BOOM!! a big monster appears!

 

[Evil Captain Odyssey]

Just play the games, that shows you how safe the locations are.

 

[Ray Trace]

Most townies in the Mario games do get by fine, even with constant political fights involving two of the top kingdom's leaders.

 

[MegaBowser64]

eating my cheep cheep caviar

Illegally fishing for and killing enemies that are supposed to pose a challenge to Mario is not safe for the difficulty of the game

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

None of the locations are safe. There is no way you're having the same commute every day due to the kingdom's city plans in constant flux. Peach's Castle floorplan changes are drastic, seemingly random, unpredictable, and for no reason. Sometimes you have Toad Town next to Peach's Castle (Paper Mario), or it sometimes you have Peach's Castle on top of a void (in Odyssey) with Toad Town nowhere to be seen. Your house is also subject to change entire, sometimes, being a pitiful outhouse (DDR Mario mix) or sometimes lacking a bathroom (Paper Mario).

It's entirely normalized in Mushroom Kingdom but there is no way for a normal person to live their life in that hellhole.