3 things and staples, tape and glue

[Nyorori]

The above user list three items, the next user must think how these things could work combined, repeat
No NSFW items
I'll start, a GameCube, A water gun and a tree branch

 

[Fizzle]

A Gamecube that uses a tree branch to move and a watergun to squirt people who like Mario Sunshine's secret levels

A Wii, a chair, and a gallon jug

 

[Fizzle]

Bump because no one is playing

Again, a Wii, a chair, and a gallon jug

 

[MegaBowser64]

The Wii is powered by the water in the gallon jug and the energy from burning the chair

A steak, a leather sofa, and a dumpster lid

 

[Sasha]

A dumpster who comes to life if fed steaks and likes to sit on leather sofas.

Lightsaber, famous painting, and nuclear bomb.

 

[Super Bad Mario]

A ancient painting of Jedi Lightsabers that have survived the nuclear fallout

Jim Carrey, Sephiroth's Masamune, and a copy of Paper Mario: Sticker Star

 

[Sasha]

Jim Carrey weilds the Masamune to destroy a copy of Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Wheelie bin, inflatable tube man, and a Tesla