Riddles

[Smiddle]

This is the thread for riddles. No zpam, d00ds. OK, here we go:
Why don't any mammoths exist?

 

[Plumber]

They died out.

 

[Smiddle]

Why?

 

[YellowYoshi398]

Lack of necessities like food, water, and video games.

 

[Xzelion]

because you spelled the name wrong :|

 

[Plumber]

Lack of necessities like food, water, and video games.

And their name was spelled wrong.

 

[Smiddle]

No, because there were no daddoths

 

[Plumber]

Oh.

So do I make one up now?

 

[Smiddle]

Oh.

So do I make one up now?

 

[3Dejong]

 

[Plumber]

Why do owls say "YA RLY"?

 

[Smiddle]

COZ DEY WANNA.

 

[YellowYoshi398]

That "YA RITE" owl was kinda cute.

 

[Smiddle]

YA RITE.

 

[3Dejong]

 

[Smiddle]

In some other thread, I inserted a Ditto image. I'm too lazy to copy it.

 

[Stumpers]

Because owls are soo freakin cool!

 

[Smiddle]

OK, it's time. For someone else. Posting a riddle. Which rhymes with "Smiddle".

 

[3Dejong]

How many X-Nauts does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[YellowYoshi398]

None, because X-Nauts are so technologically advanced that they reject the obsolete lightbulbs in favor of hydroelectmagnet ray generators.

 

[Max2]

What has a head, arms, legs, and no body?

 

[YellowYoshi398]

Can't be Tumble, seein' as he has hands, feet, and no body, yet no arms or legs... No clue.

 

[3Dejong]

None, because X-Nauts are so technologically advanced that they reject the obsolete lightbulbs in favor of hydroelectmagnet ray generators.

Teehee.

 

[Bruce Bruno]

Mary's mom had four kids. three of them were named nickel, dime, and quarter. What was the fourth kid's name?

 

[Smiddle]

Cent?