What would you do if you were somehow in a Mario game?

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I know I made a topic like this before, but... Nevermind.

Anyway, it'd be fun jumping high and landing on things as well as emmiting fireballs with my hands.
 
Muigi said:
I know I made a topic like this before, but... Nevermind.

Anyway, it'd be fun jumping high and landing on things as well as emmiting fireballs with my hands.
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But wouldn't that burn your hands? :koopa:
 
DON'T QUESTION THE EXTREMELY ADVANCED PHYSICS OF THE MARIO SERIES, sir.

Back On-Topic: If it were SMB3 I'd steal one of the doom ships. :P
 
Muigi said:
DON'T QUESTION THE EXTREMELY ADVANCED PHYSICS OF THE MARIO SERIES, sir.

Back On-Topic: If it were SMB3 I'd steal one of the doom ships. :P
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I'd steal one of the "magic wands", if you know what I mean. ;)
 
Lord Awesome Face said:
Muigi said:
DON'T QUESTION THE EXTREMELY ADVANCED PHYSICS OF THE MARIO SERIES, sir.

Back On-Topic: If it were SMB3 I'd steal one of the doom ships. :P
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I'd steal one of the "magic wands", if you know what I mean. ;)
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Do you mean you'd steal one of the magic wands?
 
^ Yes.

If it was SMW, I would just have a cape and fly around...

If I could figure out how to turn a feather into one.
 
Muigi said:
^ Yes.

If it was SMW, I would just have a cape and fly around...

If I could figure out how to turn a feather into one.
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I think you have to get like a million of them and sew them together.
 
If so, I'd rather walk.

Plus, I would poke one of the eyes of an inanimate object which all can be found in roughly most of the Mario games.
 
I wonder what it feels like to touch a star in the Mario games.
 
I would find a fire flower and ride my Purpleyoshi around while trying to become one of Bowser's general's leading him to victory against Mario(Finally)
 
TAKE OVER THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ



Seriously, don't make dumb mistakes like putting powerups in your fortresses.
 
Nice one. It shouldn't be too hard because of reasons like the one you just mentioned.
 
1. Piss off a group of Bowser's minions, and get them to gang up on me.
2. Inevitably get saved by Mario and his gang.
3. Continually insist that I join Mario's party, as he will be unable to turn me down.
4. Use my newfound friendship with Mario and his gang to gain the trust of the royal family.
5. Abuse my power and steal millions of coins in Mushroomian tax dollars.
6. Use this money to fund an operation on such a massive scale that no hero could ever take me down and so secretive that no hero could even find out, to kidnap Ashley.
7. Need I say more? 8)
 
While that is overly complicated for a summary, it is near flawless.
 
I would steal a Mario cap (sm64ds) and parkour through Diamond City.
 
Obtain a feather/red star/Wing Cap and fly around.
 
I would go to Isle Delfino, Kick a Pianta go to jail and find a F.L.U.D.D. Then squirt them go to jail and then be a terrorist and blow up the island .the end.
 
I would BLJ and conquer the endless stairs w00t.

I would also eat delicious cake :)
 
This isn't a game, it's just where you imagine stuff...

Anyway, I'd probably test the physics seen in the games and then write hard to understand stuff.
 
Kill the Pixls and their stupid dialogue scenes. Then CENSORED :peach: and :daisy: before killing their baby counterparts and creating a TIME PARADOX!
 
It would only work if you off the babies first.
 
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