World's Saddest Internet Argument Techniques

[Smashgoom202]

I saw this, thought it was a funny, even though I'm terrible at arguments and might have accidentally used one of these... Still, I thought I'd share it:

 

[ShyGuy27]

I'm 9. Uniju is 4.

 

[Uniju]

No I'm not. You're both of them.

 

[Lario]

I'm 8 alright.

 

[ShyGuy27]

I've also been known to be 1 on occasion.

 

[Lario]

I'm also a variant of 7, but that doesn't happen often.

Or am I thinking of number 4?

 

[Weasel]

I tend to be a variant of #2.

 

[Pokemon DP]

I'm probably all of them.

 

[Lario]

I'm probably all of them.

I've seen you do #4.

 

[Pokemon DP]

I have done no such thing.

 

[Garlic Man]

#1 is fun against gullible people.

 

[SmartGuy]

The best one that describes me is probably 2 (though, not quite as extreme as the example given). Also, I have a feeling I might occaisionally be 3 and 7.

 

[Lario]

The best one that describes me is probably 2 (though, not quite as extreme as the example given). Also, I have a feeling I might, occaisionally, be 3 and 7.

I've seen you do #3 on page 46 of Control the Throne.

 

[SmartGuy]

The best one that describes me is probably 2 (though, not quite as extreme as the example given). Also, I have a feeling I might, occaisionally, be 3 and 7.

I've seen you do #3 on page 46 of Control the Throne.

Except Control the Throne isn't a/an debate/argument (which is what we're dealing with here), it's a silly little game.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Arguments can still happen there.

 

[SmartGuy]

However, I don't think there ever were any arguments there.

 

[Lario]

I think I complained a few times in that thread...

And I did.

 

[SmartGuy]

I think I complained a few times in that thread...

And I did.

Yeah; I think the Holocaust happened, and it did.

Anyway, those didn't really constitute an argument.

 

[Stooben]

I'm definitely #3.

 

[Garlic Man]

It's amusing to see how many of these Rudnicki fits into.

 

[Stooben]

All of them?

 

[Lario]

If anybody knows about Rudnicki, it's obvious.

 

[SmartGuy]

He mainly falls into 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 10. I'm not sure about the rest, though.

 

[Jesus Freak]

If there's supposed to be a link, it's broken.