Favorite Comic Quotes

Garlic Man

Garlic Man

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Worry no more, Lario, here is your comic quotes thread.

As the thread title says, your favorite quotes from comics.



"Revenge of the Baby-sat!"

--Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
 
"Hey, you remember that guy? The one who pretended to be a super-villain so he could get beaten up?
"Oh, you mean Captain Carnage. Ha ha ha! He was one for the books."
"You're telling me! I remember, I caught him coming out of this jewelers. I didn't know what his racket was. I started hitting him and I think "Jeez! He's breathin' funny! Does he have asthma?"
"Ha ha ha."
"He tried that with me, only I'd heard about him, so I just walked away. He follows me down the street... broad daylight, right? he's saying "punish me!" I'm saying "No! Get lost!""
"Ha ha ha. Whatever happened to him?"
"Uh, well, he pulled it on Rorschach and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft."
Sally and Dan, Watchmen
 
"I need to be subsidized"

--Calvin
 
"It's about a guy who's a Demonhunting, Undercover, Military Babe-Magnet. We call it DUMB for short."

- Benjamin, Simpsons Comics
 
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