A short story/script-thing I wrote for a game on another forum

[Jesus Freak]

In the game, someone wrote an email that Strong Bad would potentially, and the next poster would make a fake sbemail (Strong Bad Email; click here for an explanation if you don't know what that is) out of it and post a new email for the next person. This is what I did for mine (this is kinda long):



STRONG BAD: {singing} Ooooooh, email email email email emaaaaail! Email is better than apple pie!

Dear Stong Bad,

What would it take for you to go out with Marzipan? Y'know, when you take away the whole "hippy" thing and add some arms and legs, she's actually kinda hot in the right light.

See ya,
Homeschool Winner

STRONG BAD: For the last time, Nerdschool, I'm not going out with Marzipan. Now step back before your email gets DEL-

{cut to a view of The Cheat and Strong Bad together in the computer room}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Wait, WHAT?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: I'm not going to let you do that!

{The Cheat pulls out a golden watch and swings it back and forth}

STRONG BAD: {sounding sleepy} Not... going... to... let you... {falls asleep}

{Cut to Strong Bad asleep outside Marshmallow's Le'st Stand}

STRONG BAD: {awakens, yawns} Woah. I feel... weird.

MARZIPAN: {walks on-screen} Time for our date, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: I feel strangely compelled to be happy about this.

{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan eating salad inside Marshmallow's Le'st Stand}

STRONG BAD: {clears throat} For a reason I will never understand, I have had a great time so far.

MARZIPAN: Great, Strong Bad! Now, how do you feel about pets?

STRONG BAD: Oh, totally unfair. They're just animals! They did nothing to deserve being enslaved like that!

{After saying this, Strong Bad looks around, as if trying to figure something out.}

MARZIPAN: Yes! Unfair in every way imagina-

STRONG BAD: Wait, hold on. Why am I, of all people, acting like you, of all people?

MARZIPAN Well, the Cheat did say you've been looking forward to this a long time. I bet you've seen the light, and didn't even realize it was different for you.

STRONG BAD: I... don't think that's it.

MARZIPAN: Well, what do you think?

STRONG BAD: Hold on...

{Pause}

{Cut to a blurry version of the scene with The Cheat and Strong Bad together}

STRONG BAD: {distorted} -AT?

THE CHEAT: {distorted The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: I'm no- {the scene skips, as if a portion has been removed} do th-

{the scene skips again, The Cheat is waving his watch}

STRONG BAD: {distorted and sleepy-sounding} -oi- {scene skips} -t you...

{cut back to Strong Bad and Marzipan}

STRONG BAD: I gotta go. {gets up and leaves}

{cut to Strong Bad running into the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: {worried} The Cheat, you've turned me into some tofu-loving hippie! Now turn me back to normal before I end up marrying Marzipan!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {angry} What do you mean, you don't know how to reverse it?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: I- you- Marzipan-

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {angry} THERAPY?!

{The Compe-per comes up}

STRONG BAD: Hey!



(For those who don't know, Marshmallow's Le'st Stand is a fancy reastaunt where the characters live. The Compe-per is the newest The Paper.)

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Re: A short story I wrote for a game on another forum

Not really a short story, more like a script.

 

[Jesus Freak]

Re: A short story I wrote for a game on another forum

Not really a short story, more like a script.

That was the best description I could come up with.