Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Smiddle]

One person says a wish, for example, "I wish I had unlimited cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish worse, example: "Granted, put your fridge craps itself up the next day and the cheese melts." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish that I was a good IC player.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now you are too good and someone kills you out of jealousy.

A classic one... I wish for more wishes!

 

[Plumber]

You get so many wishes the Genies kills you out of rage.

I wish to be in a nice big field.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but the field's so big that you can't get outta there.

I wish that I had a comedy rock band

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you slip on a banana peel while performing alongside Weird Al Yankovic, and then he makes a song making fun of you.

I wish was Yuji Naka.

 

[Max2]

Granted, but he died yesterday

I wish I had a pie.

 

[Sir Grodus]

Granted, but its a sword pie... laced with cyanide.

I wish I was superpowerful.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but your superpowers only apply to crearing Cat Macros.

I wish I had moar Cheezbrger

sorry, i'm in a Lolcat mood today...

 

[Plumber]

Granted, the other ones are uglier!

I wish I was an Ampersand!

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now his sig is bland and boring and makes you want to kill yourself everytime you see it.

I wish that this wiki had OVER 9000 ARTICLES!

 

[3Dejong]

...but all you get to do is watch TV.

I wish I had 100000 vdeo games...

 

[Sydezkicks]

...Then your the King Of Video games!

I Wish that Somthing Was On TV Now.

 

[Max2]

Granted, but it's 500 channels of Barney!

I wish I was cool.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now you have a huge ego and all your old friends only like you for the money.

I wish I was Porplemontage for a day.

 

[Sir Grodus]

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Sydezkicks]

Granted.Play old Sonic games.

I wish there was something really funny here.

 

[Blitzwing]

Granted, you end up dieing of laughter,.



I wish the wiki didn't get stuck in a flme war each day.

 

[Max2]

Granted, but Nintendo goes broke

I wish I had a million bucks

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you blow it all on cheese puffs.

I wish that something good will come of this wish.

 

[Sir Grodus]

Granted, you die a terrible, terrible death, but your family gets the insurance money and your organs are donated to needy people.

I wish had Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right now.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but your head is chopped off and impaled upon a stick mere seconds after you realize what to wish for, which had also revealed to you the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. What was the meaning?

*Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

The world may never know!

*End Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

I wish the Tootsie Roll commercial sucked.

 

[Snack]

Granted, and you now have 1000 posts! But you are on the run from the sysops for flaming and spamming.

I wish someone would hit me in the head (If I wish for a bad thing, it should turn out good in the end, right?)

 

[Snack]

Not granted. Tough luck.

I wish Uniju wasn't such an IDIOT and hadn't hit me in the head :x

 

[Sir Grodus]

Granted, but you attracted the attention of his friend:

I wish I had a monster truck.

 

[Max2]

Now he's a really sore loser. He got hit with a grand piano!

I wish I was a genius