Porkchoppie
PLEEEEEEEEEASE, THROW THE BOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!
I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
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Porkchoppie said:I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
Child abuse?Fawfulfury65 said:The Koopalings were adopted to be used as minions maybe?
what about the father? I remember that those seven Koopalings are not mentioned to be Bowser's kids in the present version of introduction of New Super Mario bros.Porkchoppie said:I MEAN REALLY, NINTENDO? You can't has Babies without a female, Silleh Geese!
BabyLuigiOnFire said:Don't question Mario logic.
schmutz said:Some theories (some logical, some not so much) my insane friends and I come up with at lunch:
--Unsuccesful cloning attempts
Filburt Turtle said:This is actually the best theory for this I've ever heard. The Stork is real in Mario world.schmutz said:-They do use storks in the Mario series.
Scrub Jay said:Filburt Turtle said:This is actually the best theory for this I've ever heard. The Stork is real in Mario world.schmutz said:-They do use storks in the Mario series.
And the stork is based off of a REAL stork.
A stork brought the Bowser's little abominations to him from out of the blue.
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:Scrub Jay said:Filburt Turtle said:This is actually the best theory for this I've ever heard. The Stork is real in Mario world.schmutz said:-They do use storks in the Mario series.
And the stork is based off of a REAL stork.
A stork brought the Bowser's little abominations to him from out of the blue.
Why would the Stork help Bowser after Baby Bowser and Kamek stole that poor bird, tied it up, and made it sat next to a smelly, stupid baby all day?
This. So much. It's much easier for someone to wrap their head around and fits the overall tone of the series much better.I actually like the idea of the stork giving Bowser his Koopalings. That just seems to make more sense to me than him being asexual or by some kind of magic.