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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Pixels:
Waldorf: Just when you think this movie couldn't get any worse, something wonderful happens.
Statler: Oh yeah? What's that?
Waldorf: It ends.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf: Just when you think this movie couldn't get any worse, something wonderful happens.
Statler: Oh yeah? What's that?
Waldorf: It ends.
Hohohohohohoho!
Let's go I just did LSJ for the first time ever after! (edit: LSJ stands for Life Shroom Jump, a frame-perfect glitch that lets you Flip, and subsequently jump, if you revive with a Life Shroom in midair, in this case after dying to the 3d meter whilst jumping across the gap that normally requires the green bridge)
By skipping Thoreau you unlock him after beating the level and even activate a special message that normally isn't possible to see in normal gameplay!
Translation: In a basement in Steinaltstadt (Yold Town) waiting, this Pixl has heard of your adventures. Wurfowitz (Thoreau), the throwing Pixl, is now your friend!.
By skipping Thoreau you unlock him after beating the level and even activate a special message that normally isn't possible to see in normal gameplay!
Translation: In a basement in Steinaltstadt (Yold Town) waiting, this Pixl has heard of your adventures. Wurfowitz (Thoreau), the throwing Pixl, is now your friend!.
I just played through FALLEN KINGDOM, a retake on the Mario '85 game, and it was a good experience. But he will say your name at the end, so don't stream it 
*singing about not being dead*
It is good day to be not dead!
It is good day to be not dead!
So I have 6 favorite Mario enemies and I'll name them from my absolute favorite to just my regular favorite: Buzzy beetle, Blargg, Bully, Scuttlebug, Urchin, and Wiggler (this does include any variant/species of them).
Most of my favorite enemies are just disrespected by the Mario series so I'll talk about them all and give my ideas on how they can return.
1. Buzzy beetle: the buzzy beetle is a perfect enemy and it's disappointing to know that the spinies got into the 3D games before the buzzy beetles. Not only are buzzy beetles interesting but they are useful! Buzzy beetles are fire and lava proof, Spike tops can walk on walls and ceilings, Para beetles can be used for sky levels, and the buster beetle brings difficulty into any level. But not only did the buster beetle never show up again, but in Mario wonder the buzzy beetles only appear and not anyone else. And in multiple 3D games they have been replaced for absolutely no reasons, the closest we got to buzzy beetles being in a 3D game was Paper Mario, the origami king. My idea to bring them in more games (including 3D) is to make them more of lava enemies, use them for swimming levels and what not.
2. Blargg: Blargg is a lava dragon who was only in a few games with his last appearance being Super smash bros ultimate as a trophy. Now Blargg has many members/replacements like Hooktail, Magmaw, and my personal favorite, Charvaargh. Blargg never shown up again after smash bros yet his family members did. Blargg did kinda return in Mario RPG remake with Czar Dragon (even tho he's a lava babble and not a Blargg). Blargg should return since he started it all and the Czar dragon should be his official redesign with a Few minor tweaks to make him look like his normal self. Maybe in 3D games he can start going on land like he did in the super Mario world show (the same show where we saw his full body). I'll use this image to represent him.
3. Bully: the bully is an enemy mostly found in 3D games but only appeared in one 2D game (SMM2). The bully hasn't been seen since SMM2 but that game isn't even canon so his last canon appearance was bowsers fury which was made in 2021, it's 2024. The bully has to be the easiest enemy to add with many variants able to be made.
4. Scuttlebug: if you thought the bully was treated wrong then meet the scuttlebug. The scuttlebug originally appeared in super Mario 64 and since then became the basic Mario spider enemy but that slowly died down and just stopped getting used. The scuttlebug is able to adapt to both 2D and 3D games there for it shouldn't be hard to add them
5. Urchin: The urchin is one of the best Non-fish Sea creatures in the Mario series and has been used fairly so what's the problem? Not only have they not been used in any 3D games but they have the least variants out of all my favorite enemies which is a shame to me. An easy way to add them into a 3D environment is to use the old method they had a super Mario world, moving around. Also we should add more variants to give out more variety since they never appeared in a paper Mario game yet the big one did.
That's all. This was mostly my opinion on the matter
Let me know what y'all think and maybe I'll talk about it
Most of my favorite enemies are just disrespected by the Mario series so I'll talk about them all and give my ideas on how they can return.
1. Buzzy beetle: the buzzy beetle is a perfect enemy and it's disappointing to know that the spinies got into the 3D games before the buzzy beetles. Not only are buzzy beetles interesting but they are useful! Buzzy beetles are fire and lava proof, Spike tops can walk on walls and ceilings, Para beetles can be used for sky levels, and the buster beetle brings difficulty into any level. But not only did the buster beetle never show up again, but in Mario wonder the buzzy beetles only appear and not anyone else. And in multiple 3D games they have been replaced for absolutely no reasons, the closest we got to buzzy beetles being in a 3D game was Paper Mario, the origami king. My idea to bring them in more games (including 3D) is to make them more of lava enemies, use them for swimming levels and what not.
2. Blargg: Blargg is a lava dragon who was only in a few games with his last appearance being Super smash bros ultimate as a trophy. Now Blargg has many members/replacements like Hooktail, Magmaw, and my personal favorite, Charvaargh. Blargg never shown up again after smash bros yet his family members did. Blargg did kinda return in Mario RPG remake with Czar Dragon (even tho he's a lava babble and not a Blargg). Blargg should return since he started it all and the Czar dragon should be his official redesign with a Few minor tweaks to make him look like his normal self. Maybe in 3D games he can start going on land like he did in the super Mario world show (the same show where we saw his full body). I'll use this image to represent him.
3. Bully: the bully is an enemy mostly found in 3D games but only appeared in one 2D game (SMM2). The bully hasn't been seen since SMM2 but that game isn't even canon so his last canon appearance was bowsers fury which was made in 2021, it's 2024. The bully has to be the easiest enemy to add with many variants able to be made.
4. Scuttlebug: if you thought the bully was treated wrong then meet the scuttlebug. The scuttlebug originally appeared in super Mario 64 and since then became the basic Mario spider enemy but that slowly died down and just stopped getting used. The scuttlebug is able to adapt to both 2D and 3D games there for it shouldn't be hard to add them
5. Urchin: The urchin is one of the best Non-fish Sea creatures in the Mario series and has been used fairly so what's the problem? Not only have they not been used in any 3D games but they have the least variants out of all my favorite enemies which is a shame to me. An easy way to add them into a 3D environment is to use the old method they had a super Mario world, moving around. Also we should add more variants to give out more variety since they never appeared in a paper Mario game yet the big one did.
That's all. This was mostly my opinion on the matter
Let me know what y'all think and maybe I'll talk about it
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I finally managed to finish reading Issue 207 of The 'Shroom in its entirety! Job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and here's to Issue 208, which will be our Summer Special in which we'll celebrate Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door's 20th anniversary!
*Eating pudding*
*Blood stained clothes get in my mouth*
Who put proof in this pudding!?
*Blood stained clothes get in my mouth*
Who put proof in this pudding!?
Writing is a fun hobby because instead of "rules for thee but not for me" it's more like "rules for me and not for thee." The number of arbitrary rules I love to impose on myself would look absolutely ridiculous if it were to be put into a numbered list but everyone else's writing? Just have fun, it's a creative hobby.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Beverly Hillbillies:
Waldorf: Aah, this one was a favorite of mine back in the day! Always loved those backwoods folks moving into the rich neighborhoods of Los Angeles and spreading the good ol' Southern charm!
Statler: I agree. I just hope they won't Yankovic those responsible for the show.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf: Aah, this one was a favorite of mine back in the day! Always loved those backwoods folks moving into the rich neighborhoods of Los Angeles and spreading the good ol' Southern charm!
Statler: I agree. I just hope they won't Yankovic those responsible for the show.
Hohohohohohoho!
I am obsessed with Beltmatic, a factory game about combining numbers and delivering them to a hub using belts, adders, multipliers, and the works. Shows I'm a nerd
28 today
Now that I am the only one here I can reveal my deep dark secret: I find cheese delicious
I 100%ed TTYD Switch yesterday (minus the hidden blocks i am NOT going through that much torcher) and my final opinion on the game is:
Peak video game.
Is it... WEIRD... that my primary browser to access the Boards is the Nintendo Switch's secret DNS browser? Is that something I'll get banned for?
I love making Archie sonic fans mad by saying Sally is a Squirrel
All current awards sign-ups should be distributed! If for whatever reason you didn't receive yours, let me know 
Got an argument with a bunny but things got lop sided quick
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We still have a number of vacancies in our presentation sign-up list! Please consider signing up if you haven't already! Remember: we are not looking for the next Picasso, and you do not need to overcommit. Taking one presentation and knocking it out in an afternoon is just as helpful to us.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Sunshine:
Statler: Nintendo's really trying to be the Sunshine in the Mario fandom's lives, aren't they?
Waldorf: Well, they're not doing a good job at it, 'cause I'm feeling in my water that the Mario fandom isn't impressed.
Hohohohohohoho!
Statler: Nintendo's really trying to be the Sunshine in the Mario fandom's lives, aren't they?
Waldorf: Well, they're not doing a good job at it, 'cause I'm feeling in my water that the Mario fandom isn't impressed.
Hohohohohohoho!