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wikipedia claims to be 'the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit' but when you venture beyond the realm of 'basic' editing (fixing typos, correcting broken links, removing obvious spam/vandalism), you'll discover that a great many articles are effectively controlled by either a single editor or a clique of editors who regard it as being their own personal fiefdom for them to do with as they please (namely promoting their own specific POV of the subject of the article)
Sir Pentious
Sir Pentious
Exactly. Tried to edit the page for 'Praying Mantis' because I don't like praying mantises and three hooded men showed up outside my house the next day.
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Well, I just made a 64-tile dungeon (the max size) at Dampe's in Link's Awakening on switch, including every boss tile and making the Nightmare Key at the end of a long gauntlet and the Nightmare along a different one right before beating the game and additional challenges... (it took 32:14 to beat omg what a gauntlet)
I hold the world record for freeing the most genies from their contract and I can actually prove it unlike Tommy Talarico
ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
Yeah, Tommy Talarico is a freaking daffy dude. I like some of the music he has composed, but I certainly don't like him as a person.
Sir Pentious
Sir Pentious
Prove it then
George Washington vs Julius Caesar in a fistfight who's winning
Hooded Pitohui
Hooded Pitohui
Trick question. Washington would retreat and Caesar would fail to pursue because he'd get too preoccupied with setting up a new triumvirate.
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Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Big Time Rush:

Statler: This show is fantastic!
Waldorf: Yeah, how about that boyband the main characters are in?
Statler: Well, make it into a manly tire and drive it to Pittsburgh.

Hohohohohohoho!
Hey-a! You wouldn't happen to have any interest in making an Awards presentation this year, would you? There's still a good selection, and given your track record, I bet you could cook up a good short story for one. They're not due until August 2nd, so there's a whole month of time to work, even.
Kerrigan Koopa
Kerrigan Koopa
I'm just getting into the start of summer classes so I'm not sure how busy I'll be but give me a few days and I'll think about it :)
Tell me your thoughts on Cuphead
ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
I haven't played the games, but I really love the concept of the world the games establish being based on classic cartoons from the 1920s up to the 1960s. The artstyle is adorable and true to the source material the game world borrows from, the game is difficult, but challenging enough that you'll want to keep playing, and the music is amazing. I also love how the Switch version of the game incorporates content that went unused in the original version and adds animated cutscenes as opposed to still images like in the original. I also love that there's an announcer that will provide quips before a boss battle begins and shouts "Knockout!" upon a boss' defeat. I also love that every time you lose to a boss, it shows a portrait of the boss' appearance during the phase of the battle you died in, accompanied by quote from the boss you lost to.
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Surprised no one here brought up that Dolphins with legs and machine guns instead of flippers have taken over the United States, figured it would be bigger news
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ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
If you think that's crazy, today in the Netherlands, a wolf with an anti-aircraft cannon on its head robbed a gas station, and a merman who can walk on land with a tail has been caught cheating with numerous women.
There's no better way to start my day off in a downer mood than by giving me a dream with a whole bunch of cool things happening just for me to wake up and realize reality is still bad.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kamp Koral: Spongebob's Under Years:

Statler: I'm gonna go to the dentist.
Waldorf: Right now?
Statler: Sure! After watching this show, nothing hurts!

Hohohohohohoho!
It's my birthday chat
Good Lord, it's hot over here. I am definitely not built for temperatures over 20 degrees Celsius. 🥵
SavK
SavK
It's 33 Celcius where I live (91.4 F for all you americans) and i'm (mostly) fine. It's crazy how people from different places are used to very different tempatures
June
June
It's been about 32 celsius (or 90 F) the last week or so and I've been okay, however the humidity has been tough. But yeah, depending on where you're from, you can have very different reactions to different temperatures.
ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
@June I'm from the Netherlands, and usually the temperatures here range from anywhere between 10 degrees Celsius to 20 degrees Celsius. I'm warm blooded, and I can't really handle temperatures higher than 20 degrees Celsius as a result.
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Everything I come up with that I find creative someone thought of something similar wayyyy before me. It's honestly annoying since I take originality very seriously and I immidietly want to think of something different
pokes you
iheartluigi
iheartluigi
roserade you a hater. imma be gay as hecc on my profile wall, thanks<3
Roserade
Roserade
I'm also a moderator, so let me put away the nice language and be a little more upfront.

Alluding to sexual acts with another user is not something I'm chill with, nor is extending a joke about harming yourself. There's nothing technically against the rules with it, but opening to "what do you want f slur" was also a bit of a sucker punch. I understand that there's likely an inside joke component of this that I'm not privy to, but the point is I'm not privy, and neither is anyone else on this site. I'm here and commenting because not only did this exchange make me uncomfortable, but it also made other people uncomfortable. And don't take that as a gay suppression thing or something, because the point isn't that people are uncomfortable with people being gay - this userbase is a fruit salad. The point is that people don't want to read conversations that are charged like this on the front page of the Marioboards, especially between users that are fairly young.

Consider this elevated to a formal warning. Next time a moderator subtly suggests something, assume that they're trying to be nice to you.
Gay Rights Luigi
Gay Rights Luigi
we were talking over vc last night and he thought profile wall messages were private so he thought you were purposefully going onto his profile and complaining 😭 😭 😭

sorry i still gotta teach him more abt the boards LMAO
secret backend marioboards image?!?!?!
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The Owl Trio
The Owl Trio
Where is this from?
June
June
Kind of complicated. So first you go to the feature that lets you look up any user's avatar and autoupdates whenever they change it, and you go to any invalid address within that namespace (https://www.marioboards.com/data/avatars/somethingthatdoesnotexist). Then it will shoot you this kind of weird error page
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and... voila! This image appears! However, there's more to it than it seems. You can't download, drag, drop, or do anything with the image (presumably because it's loaded as a background image), so you have to inspect the site's code and fetch the actual image link
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...and THEN you can finally do what you want with the image! Kind of obscure and useless, I know, but I just like doing random stuff with websites so 🤷‍♂️
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i loaded up pokémon scarlet and i fell into the void like 15 seconds later

GOOD GAME

QUALITY GAME

10/10 BEST GAME

BIGGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE IN HISTORY
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June
June
That game is truly a masterpiece. People say the devs must have spent forever perfecting this game before it came out. I think it's the best Pokemon game ever!
SavK
SavK
If you told me leading up to the release of scarlet/violet that the games would barely function, i would imidietly think you're stupid.
Fast forward to today and these games are the biggest disappointment of any game I own.
Just like with Koopa con Carne, you were one of the first faces I saw when I first visited the site. Thank you, Ray Trace, for inspiring me to join the Boards, and being a great fellow member to me.
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