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I hate Mario Kart online with a passion. I get hit by everyone with every item, I recieve single mushrooms in last place, and I get rubberbanded on. I never win, because the winners keep winning, and if I even get ahead, everything is out for me and I'm back in last. Fix it, Nintendo. Fix your online Mario Kart
I think have cats on the mind too much, I just throught a door opening was a kitten meowing
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Grand Theft Auto III:
Statler: That Claude fella changed sides more often than I change my underwear.
Waldorf: I always knew something smelled off about you.
Hohohohohohoho!
Statler: Don't heckle me, you old fool! Heckle the makers of this game!
Waldorf: Is that your nose or did a chili pepper grow out of your face?
Statler: I give up...
Statler: That Claude fella changed sides more often than I change my underwear.
Waldorf: I always knew something smelled off about you.
Hohohohohohoho!
Statler: Don't heckle me, you old fool! Heckle the makers of this game!
Waldorf: Is that your nose or did a chili pepper grow out of your face?
Statler: I give up...
A 75 year old lady called out to me today as I was delivering mail, fallen and she couldn't get up. I tried to help her up but I couldn't. Got the neighbor involved, and neither of us could help her up. I then had to call 911, and they sent a firetruck crew to help put her in a wheelchair. She told me that she was sitting out there for at least an hour and a half under the sun with bad knees and a healing hip, the poor soul, but I'm glad she's fine now.
Well guys I'm getting a new phone next year, and I decided I will go with Apple because compared to Google, and how it manipulates search results and spies on people, I think Apple is definitely the lesser of the two evils. Plus Apple's phones have better features anyway.
Some days you just wake up from a nap with Taylor Swift stuck in your head for no reason.
Saw Elmo committing a crime, he was caught red handed
Ayyy, I just won a hundred euros in the lottery!
Humpty Dumpty and the King: A Prequel
"I should warn you, Your Majesty. I'm very fragile."
"In that case, I'll have all of my men become expert Franken-Surgeons!"
"I'm not sure that will be enough."
"Then I'll give all my horses the same training."
"I should warn you, Your Majesty. I'm very fragile."
"In that case, I'll have all of my men become expert Franken-Surgeons!"
"I'm not sure that will be enough."
"Then I'll give all my horses the same training."
the law can eat my FUCKING ASS.
do you remember the twenty first night of november?
Ugh, more fireworks
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Red Dead Redemption 2:
Waldorf: I think this game teaches people a valuable lesson.
Statler: Yeah, that years of trust can be broken within a matter of months when you let an adult version of Dennis the Menace into your group.
Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf: I think this game teaches people a valuable lesson.
Statler: Yeah, that years of trust can be broken within a matter of months when you let an adult version of Dennis the Menace into your group.
Hohohohohohoho!
WAIT CAN OTHER USERS READ UR USERNAME CHANGE REASON ????
I haven't played the fan localization of Investigations 2 so I have no attachment towards it but Sebastian Debeste is clearly a better name than "Eustace Winner". At least the former name doesn't just slap on a common English word as its last name
Turns out you can hit what you can't see
https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse
https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse
So I've been thinking about it, and I want to write a 'Shroom section about the series and the decline of Mario Party for October's Issue. Should I do it? Would I need to continue writing sections? Would this affect my accounts for the Wiki and Boards in any way?
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy's Wonderland:
Statler: Is this supposed to be that Five Nights At Freddy's hoopla the kids have been talking about?
Waldorf: Well, they certainly won't last one night with Nicholas Cage.
Hohohohohohoho!
Statler: Is this supposed to be that Five Nights At Freddy's hoopla the kids have been talking about?
Waldorf: Well, they certainly won't last one night with Nicholas Cage.
Hohohohohohoho!
One half of me has been wanting to finally get a fursona so I can more easily make friends in the furry community. The other half of me is redeveloping a Shy Guy fixation. For some reason both halves can't win at the same time.
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I am a Shy Guy in relation to post counts, LET'S GO