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I had no idea salads had official birthdays until today

I cry when tables deserve to die!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Home Alone:

Statler: You know, when I first saw this movie in theaters, I wanted to be Macaulay Culkin.
Waldorf: Why?
Statler: I always wanted to experience my self centered and dumb family leaving me at home for the holidays, having the entire house to myself, and beating a couple of wet bandits with a series of traps straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.
Waldorf: You know where you can experience all of that?
Statler: Where?
Waldorf: By starring in The Muppet Show.

Hohohohohohoho!

(Statler silently glares at the screen)

I'm moving today and I WANT TO GO HOME BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PRIDE CUPS

Let's go, 14 years of Tory government is over!!!
And yes I don't love Labour but they're immensely better than the Tories, especially when it comes to trans rights
Also the person who I voted for in my constituency won and I'm thinking of writing to them

I had a fun time celebrating July 4th today, it's not about the politics. It's about a shared cultural experience

PEOPLE WHO LAUNCH FIREWORKS CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.

Instead of celebrating America today (because goddamn am I ashamed of this country), I'm going to pay more attention to the 100th birthday of the Caesar salad. No need to be worried about the politics of celebrating a classic food.

Happy Birthday America!

Merry Halloween

i forgot what today was but im not letting the oppertunity slip thru my fingers

You can look up Super Mario RPG's credits if you want to see fireworks, it has Luigi and won't scare my dog

Fuck the 4th of July, for both personal and political reasons.

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Independence Day (1996):

Statler: Do you suppose they have life on other planets?
Waldorf: Why do you care? You don't have any life on this one.

Hohohohohohoho!

(Statler smacks Waldorf in the face)

I just voted for the first time in anything ever! (today is general election day in the UK)

Whoa! Somehow that silly (as in, funny) comedic piece I drew a couple of days shot of to become the #4 most upvoted post on the Paper Mario sub-reddit! This is very unexpected because I never gotten posts that got thousands of votes (the most was 1.1k before this). And it's also my first post on this sub-reddit, which makes it even more unexpected. And funny only because I thought it would've been unassuming compared to the others.

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/papermario..._normal_and_strange_ideas_on_how_paper_peach/


Thank you for reading.

Happy 4th of July everyone!

Sometimes, when I'm playing Cuphead, I feel like that one guy outside the Devil's office in the Netflix show.

"So, what are you in for?"

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

"Interesting"

Moving to New York on Friday to live with my mom and shit for a while

Just watched Despicable Me 4; quite the good movie, would highly recommend

dang, I can't believe how popular I've been getting on here

thanks to everyone for supporting me!

Alright I booked a hotel room for everyone on this site, I will be sleeping where they put the phone books

Wdym "actually" terrible, very few people expected Megamind Rules S2 to be good lol

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Snow White and the Huntsman:

Waldorf: This movie was terrible! I didn't like it!
Statler: Me neither. Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie must've gotten Snow White confused with Katniss Everdeen.
Waldorf: They musta been reading The Hunger Games instead of the original fairy tale by the Grimm Brothers.
Statler: No surprise. Things can get pretty Grimm if you Hunger for some Games.

Hohohohohohohoho!