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Zuckerberg wishes he could be as meta as what I'm planning to do with the story I'm writing.

I can't believe the studios let Tarantino have a scene this violent in the movie, this is just going too far:

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Undertale:

Statler: Why do you suppose Toby Fox called it Undertale?
Waldorf: Because his fanbase was so mainstream, he had to go underground.

Hohohohohohoho!

i guess i gotta change my location now

Two episodes to make you fearless
https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse

I just had a dream about playing mini golf. You know, if you needed any more proof that my dreams are nonsense.

In case anyone is wondering whether when it comes to pets I'm a dog person or a cat person I'm a cat person.

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:

Waldorf: The majority of this show's audience being men goes to show that Hasbro knows how to appeal to the whole family.
Statler: Well, what do you expect? With an artstyle and writing team as strong as this, it's bound to make even the toughest men mare-y.

Hohohohohohoho!

I've done it. For literally the first time ever.

We hit a deer

MOCHI MOCHI

Is there any worthwhile difference in LM2HD?

Hey Princess Viola, let me know if you can relate to this. Ok so what happened was I tried to burn some data to a blank DVD disc. It was a lot of data so it slowed my computer to a crawl. So I had to abruptly shut it down, and after all that stupidity, then I had to wait an entire HOUR to use my computer again because it installed a bunch of stupid updates I never asked for.

I can change my avatar all I want but the seven identical office phones aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Luigi and Yoshi had trouble on Mario Golf at first since everyone wants to be on the green

Today, I'll be posting this earlier than I normally would, so enjoy an early comedic treat.

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Atlantis: The Lost Empire:

Waldorf: This movie is as if you took a group of Muppets, and instead of giving them low stakes hijinks here at The Muppet Show, you sent them on an epic quest.
Statler: If that's the case, then I should be Rourke and you should be Helga.
Waldorf: Me in the role of Helga? I don't get that.
Statler: Because I'm a bad tempered and greedy old coot while you're a nagging bat playing second banana to me.

Hohohohohohoho!

(Waldorf smacks Statler in the face)

I had no idea salads had official birthdays until today

I cry when tables deserve to die!

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Home Alone:

Statler: You know, when I first saw this movie in theaters, I wanted to be Macaulay Culkin.
Waldorf: Why?
Statler: I always wanted to experience my self centered and dumb family leaving me at home for the holidays, having the entire house to myself, and beating a couple of wet bandits with a series of traps straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.
Waldorf: You know where you can experience all of that?
Statler: Where?
Waldorf: By starring in The Muppet Show.

Hohohohohohoho!

(Statler silently glares at the screen)

I'm moving today and I WANT TO GO HOME BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PRIDE CUPS

Let's go, 14 years of Tory government is over!!!
And yes I don't love Labour but they're immensely better than the Tories, especially when it comes to trans rights
Also the person who I voted for in my constituency won and I'm thinking of writing to them

I had a fun time celebrating July 4th today, it's not about the politics. It's about a shared cultural experience

PEOPLE WHO LAUNCH FIREWORKS CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.