Natalie J.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 24, 2024

I just heard a description of someone's dream and I'm not a different person. The time traveling vampires walking in a single file line into a 7-11 and chanting "Carlos" at a vending machine to scare the cashier has left me completely changed. For better or for worse? I have no idea.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 23, 2024

My dad got here today and he's been dunking on my ex for being a total slob. This is the most cathartic thing I've experienced in a long time.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 22, 2024

Is it Toad time? I think it's Toad time.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 21, 2024

I really hope my current lease is month-to-month so I have the chance to move out in April. There's some really nice places that are a lot closer to school where the neighbors hopefully aren't jerks.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 20, 2024

My teacher: "First!"
Also my teacher: *was second*

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 20, 2024

It only took a month but I can finally fully hear again :D

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 20, 2024

There's this thing I saw a review of once that's like an inhaler for people with anxiety that I genuinely think would help me a lot. I've been dealing with a lot of anxiety lately and even though I know it helps to focus on my breathing, I have a hard time doing that for very long so I think having a physical thing that will keep me focused on doing it would be really helpful. The only issue is that it's $200 and I don't have that kind of money right now.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 19, 2024

I really want to get on hormones and start transitioning but I'm just so nervous about the whole process. There's so many unknowns that it's scaring me really badly. Even the idea of having to call the Planned Parenthood place in the area to schedule an appointment with them for whatever initial consultation they need to do freaks me out.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 18, 2024

I haven't been able to hear properly out of my right ear in nearly a month and today I'm going to schedule an appointment to get it flushed out. I'm very ready to have my full hearing back.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 17, 2024

The Drew Gooden video I'm watching has a section where the background music always sounds like the music from Blooper Beach in Mario Party 9.

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  Odie

• Mar 17, 2024

Thanks for the follow!

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 17, 2024

"Thank you, John Film." -the last words I had to say before I went to bed

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 16, 2024

I have to write some boring essay about some boring Shakespeare play but you don't have to read that; instead, I think you should read my story in Palette Swap this month.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 15, 2024

My masscom major friend is so upset about how my school handled the bad weather today that she's going to vent her frustrations by writing an article about it.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 12, 2024

Did you know that it's possible to have panic attacks in your sleep? I did, because it happens to me a lot.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 11, 2024

Whose idea was it to have classes start back up the day after the time change?

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 10, 2024

MAR10 day is only 23 hours long this year D:

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 10, 2024

What do you call someone who doesn't go to space?

An astro-not.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 8, 2024

I'm so glad that I can now say I own a shirt just like this.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 8, 2024

Remember how I said I had a story in the works that I want to submit to the Shroom?

Good news! I just finished it today and I'm probably going to revise a little before I send it in.

Bad news, maybe: it's 13 and a half pages long, although that's double spaced and in Courier New so it wouldn't be nearly as long on a Shroom page.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 6, 2024

Thank you, Applebee's for putting the spoon that came with my dessert on my receipt. It cost me a whopping $0.00.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 5, 2024

Since it's my birthday and also spring break, I plan to do as little as possible to be productive. I'm just going to play games and watch Seinfeld all day.

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 5, 2024

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  Natalie J.

• Mar 2, 2024

I've decided I'm okay with just being less active in the community overall but I do have a story in the works that I'm hoping to submit to the Shroom when it's done.

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  Natalie J.

• Feb 29, 2024

I specifically waited until today to join Bluesky just to find out it doesn't list your join date.