MEGACOMIC by AwdryFan1997
Episode Three: World BLADE of Light, Part Three
Oh, jeez, where were we... oh, yeah, WAR! Everyone is here, and they're rushing forth at a small army of Marth Echo Fighters. And, uh, Sonic died? Well, he's back now. Video game characters, 'n' stuff. But, uh, upon closer inspection, these guys are literally just generic anime swordfighters. An entire army of Marth clones. MARTH, however, does not see the resemblence.
Marth: Why are you calling them Marth clones? They look nothing like me!
Link: They're generic anime swordsmen, just like you.
Marth: How dare you insult me, peasant.
Link: Uh, who here has a ranged attack?
Marth: It doesn't matter because I can counter it!
Link: Isn't your entire country a deserted wasteland?
Marth: No! Don't go there!
Link: Don't you live in a condo with your wife and five children?
Marth: Stop! Stop! That condominium cost far too much!
Link: Haven't your dreams of grandeur been crushed?
Marth: I just wanted to be King of Altea, what's the big deal?
Link: Aren't you now a bitter old man at heart, with your life already wasted despite being so young?
Marth: I HATE Y- AUCK!
During this quarrel, Marth's "legendary" swordfighting skills had been compromised. One of the clones impaled him with a spear. Don't worry, he'll be fine, we're playing Casual Mode.
Link: Oh... oh... oh, um... "Oh no, Marth died, I, uh, wow, he uh, he- he will be missed... yeah..."
Meanwhile, MEGAMAN is firing away at a large crowd of soldiers. From a distance, R.O.B. engages in personal conversation.
R.O.B.: It was my understanding that you were programmed with Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.
Megaman: Yeah, but since these guys are a threat to humanity as a whole, I can kill as many as I want!
R.O.B.: *Beep* Does not compute. If this statement is true than does than the same apply to other "Robot Masters"?
Megaman: Well, yeah... hey, wait a minute!
In the distance, Megaman spies his brother, PROTOMAN, dueling with the enemies. And by "dueling" I mean, shooting them in the head when they charge at him. The world still wonders why he brought his shield.
Megaman: Protoman, you're not a Fighter! At least, not yet!
Protoman: I'm not Protoman, I'm a Mii Gunner.
Megaman: Oh! Sorry, you looked so... convincing...
Protoman: Heh, like anyone can tell me not to be in Smash...
Elsewhere, MARIO and KIRBY battle together.
Mario: And to think-a we once fought each other...
Kirby: Don't remind me. I'd like to put all of that Subspace rubbish behind me.
Pit: As would I!
Mario: Really? Why?
Kirby: The cutscenes were shared online.
Mario: Oh, mama mia...
Not too far from the ongoing war, the Smash Border Patrol, two Primids named ALVIN and CALVIN, patrol the Smash borders. The caravan they were expecting finally arrives.
Alvin: *Inhales*
Calvin: Idon'tliketalkingaboutpolitics!
Alvin: *Coughs*
At the front of the line is a Golden Mantis, piloted by none other than Waluigi. Behind him are many other Assist Trophy characters, such as Zero on a Ride Chaser and Skull Kid just kinda floating.
Alvin: Alright, you second-rate losers, Mr. Hand said-
Isaac: Mister Hand?
Calvin: Yeah, "Master" is his first name. All of you boot kissers address him as Master.
Prince Sable: I feel sick...
Alvin: And you will feel more sick with every passing second on the battlefield! You will see horrors in this war you will not see-
Calvin: Alvin?
Alvin: Hm?
Calvin: Shut up.
Suddenly, the Assist Fighters charge at the two Primids, trampling them and making their way to the battle. Elsewhere, a third Primid, MELVIN, is letting through the Mii Costume Fighters, beginning with SANS, CUPHEAD, and VAULT BOY. What he doesn't realize is that these are literally Sans, Cuphead and Vault Boy, and that none of these Fighters are Miis.
Melvin: Alright, just head forward and to your left, you'll take 'em by surprise.
Sans: Thanks... hehe...
The crowd scurries forward, making sure they aren't recognized as... well, not Miis. Back on the Battlefield, the FIghters are clearly winning. The only one that died, after all, was Marth, and he's already recovered.
Marth: I'm back! Your hero has returned! I come with an important finding! These vile creatures fight using a grid-based tactical RPG formula! Watch!
Everyone stands back and watches these fools and their ridiculous movements. Someone is literally playing Fire Emblem against them.
Palutena: Alright, then! With this information come to light, I suggest we- URK!
Pit: NO!!!
Palutena has been struck down by, not an enemy, but the enemy within...
Roy: Corrin! You were working with them all along!? I legitimately did not see that coming!
Corrin: You are fools. All of you. This is all part of my grand design. Everyone shall- UGH!
Corrin is hit by Kapp'n's bus. from the east come the Assist Trophies, nay, Assist Fighters, and from the northeast come the "Mii" Fighters. There is no need to fear, for...
Kirby: Everyone is here!
But this did not stop real life. Pit, in his shock, had fired early, meaning his arrow hit the sword of a swordswoman, who pulled out a laser blaster thingy.
Pit: Wait I thought this was medieval-
The superlaser fires upon the Fighters, reducing their numbers by half. This caused a significant loss in morale. But hey, they'll be okay.
Megaman: PROTOMAN! NO!!! I knew it was him all along...
X: It's okay, Rock, everything will be-
Megaman: Who are you!?
Despite their best efforts, the Fighters are unable to recover. Not even with the aid of the Assist Fighters can the war be won. Not even when Trainer Red's ties with the Mafia allowed him a surplus of Pokemon did the battle end in their favor. By the time the fighters killed by the laser had resurrected them selves using sheer willpower, most of the others had been taken prisoner. And they were, too. It seems... the swordfighters had multiplied.
Link: There's... too many of them...
Mario: We can't-a keep going... we must-a retreat...
Kirby: I refuse... to give up...
Everyone collapsed at once. The war had ended in the Swordfighters' favor.
Corrin: You are my prisoner!
Ganondorf: I KNOW! WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT!?
Corrin: You are my- ACK!
Ike whacks off Corrin's head with Ragnell.
Ike: Aether! Aether!! AETHER!!!
Ike falls flat on his face after his unforgettable speech.
Marth: Wooh... Go Ike...
The Fighters are carried away in shackles. What will become of our heroes? Find out next time! Same Megatime, same Megachannel!