I laughed at the price of the console, laughed at the price of the Welcome Tour thing, and laughed even harder at the game's prices.
Like hell I'm supporting those price gouging business practices. Not buying a Switch 2.
I love Mario sports games and they're probably the reason I'm in the series. I'm bored of the constant sequels, I'm bored of the constant platformers, I'm bored of the constant RPGs, I want new genres or new sports games explored.
Beetle Adventure Racing
A racing game for the N64 made solely to promote Volkswagen's New Beetle. It's developed by the Pilotwings 64 guys and it has no business being as good as it is, has probably the best track design for the N64, they're all huge and absolutely filled with shortcuts and alt...
My ideal Mario RPG cast would be absolutely ridiculous so I'm going to stick with some semblance of reality so you won't see the Magic School Bus as a party member.
Anyway, if we had to stick to these constraints.
*Mario, the guy who isn't very good at anything.
*Luigi, the guy we can use as...
So I'm going to offer my take here. Warning: I say this as someone who actually enjoyed Sticker Star.
One of the most uninspiring things about the modern Paper Mario games are the terrible, godawful recolors of friendly no-name NPCs, aka the nameless Toads. I've ranted about this great lengths...
All babies returned, despite the outcry of the haters, because we know the vocal online dudes do not make up the majority of the playerbase. Hell I'd be one of the silent fans too if I didn't open my trap up here on the MarioWiki community.
I say this with the knowledge of knowing other racing games that have full voice acting, a full-featured single player mode, over 500 licensed cars to use (which are far more detailed and customizable themselves than the playable characters and the karts combined), and a fully open world with...
okay don't abbreviate mario kart world as "mkw" people, i already got confused when people said "oh they're doing mkw footage" and i was like "nintendo is re-releasing mario kart wii on the switch???"