I could never be a mod, I would go full "MEGATRON HAS FALLEN, I, STARSCREAM AM NOW YOUR NEW LEADER, FOLLOW ME" mode as soon as I get the job, complete with being slapped to the floor in a nanosecond
Let's sing a song called I'm Driving Down Highway 40 In My Big Old Pickup Truck, it's a bit of a mouthful so the rest of you start just singing "Truck", alright?
I'M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY 4O IN MY BIG OLD PICKUP