LavaSherbert

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When you kinda wanna do mafia but no thread is open and you're afraid of the tiny amount of responsibility it gives

Me: Finally I completed this character!
My brain: Edgy
Me: No. Not this time! My character won't be edgy!
My brain: EDGY
Me: ...
My brain: ...
Me: ...Fine

Won't be online tonight, my power went out and my phone's almost dead

Me: Drifting off to sleep
My brain: Lmao what if you died horrifically
Me: What
My brain: Tonight's dream! Being ripped limb from limb!
Me: No
My brain: Haha, you don't have a choice

My birthday's coming up! August 30th marks my 16th birthday!

Temporary theme!

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

Lol every RP I'm still part of has had my OCs retconned

FRESH START TIME~

Don't you love it when the OC your profile is themed after is one you're beginning to hate

I was wrong, I'm currently in a inspiration slump so I won't be RPing

Currently on vacation with family (It sounds more fun than it actually is) but I should be back to RPing before the 10th

Sorry for being inactive this weeked, I had a horrible ear infection. I'm still recovering, but I can actually do things now!

My brain: Do it...
Me: No
My brain: DO IT!
Me: No!
My brain: DO IT!
Me: Creates new OC

Would you punt a puppy across the horizon for $1000?
Me: No
Would you punt a kitten across the horizon for $1000?
Me: No
Would you punt a toddler across the-
Me:



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The hole: *BWAAAH*
My brain:
Cuz, you know, they go BWAAAAAAAAAAAH all over the place.

Is Mija missing an ear?

Blitz: Hey have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Mija: Yeah, pretty sure it fell in the hole
Blitz: What ho-OH MY GOD!
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: What is that?!
Mija: It's a hole.
Blitz: Well I can see that, but what is it doing there?
Mija: Well I woke up this morning...
*She sips her coffee*
Mija: And there was a hole.
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: What are we going to do about it?
Mija: I put a rug over it.
*BWAAAH*
Mija: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Blitz: God... I think we need to call the cops...
Mija: Yeah, already did.
Blitz: Then where are they?
Mija: In the hole
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: God... Wait a minute... Mija, where is Cthina?
Mija: ...
Blitz: Where is Cthina..?
Mija: She's at work.
Blitz: Oh, phew... Wait where does she work?
Mija: In the hole
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: Oh god. How deep even is this thing?
*He grabs Mijas mug and drops it in the hole*
Mija: That was my favorite mug... Now it's in the hole.
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: Mija do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell or-
*Mija is gone*
Blitz: Mija? MIJA?
Mija: Sup, I'm back. Got a snack.
*Eats apple*
Blitz: Oh my god Mija. Will you please take this more seriously?
*Creature crawls out of hole and attacks Blitz*
Blitz: GAH!
*Mija pulls out a pistol and shoots the creature until it retreats*
Blitz: What was that?
Mija: Hole person.
Blitz: Where did it come from?
Mija: ...
Blitz: Right. The hole, yes.
*Blitz sighs*
Blitz: Why are you so calm about this?
Mija: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Blitz: What space octopus?
*Tentacle wraps around Blitz and starts dragging him away*
Blitz: ACK!
Mija: That one.

Me: Walking with my boyfriend @Jeff Gordon
Random guy: Are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend
Both me and my bf: Yes
Random guy: Ok
*We keep walking*
Random guy: You're cute
Me: *Confused* I'm taken.
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Yeah, I told a guy I wasn't single and then he flirted with me, I don't know what he wanted to happen

Can people please ask my characters stuff on my Ask Thread? I'm desperate...

Should I create an ask thread? (Specifically where you can ask me and my characters questions)

Mija said:

'But what does unholy screeching sound like'

Click to expand...

Blitz:

So I'm not saying that you should vote for [Insert Character Here]
But...

Have you considered going to a cat wash instead of a car wash?

this is the month...

this is the month CATS RISE TO POWER