MegaBowser64

MegaBowser64

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  • MegaBowser64
    When your soda explodes but your soda is directly above your laptop. I'm typing this out on a very wet, sticky, but functional laptop right now
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    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Yep, it's fine, just wiping it down now
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    Kerrigan
    Kerrigan
    That reminds me of a real exchange that happened in one of my classes today. It went something like this:

    "I've been waiting an hour for this root beer." -C
    "Shake it up." -M
    (C actually shakes up the root beer)
    "Wait, why did you actually do that?" -M
    "For comedy." -C
    Kerrigan
    Kerrigan
    We then spent about five minutes convincing C to go open his root beer over the water fountain or something. He said it didn't explode that bad but I've never heard my teacher get so forceful telling someone not to do something.
    MegaBowser64
    Did you know that Coca-Cola literally used to have cocaine in it
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    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Yeah, I guess coca is the plant that has cocaine in it. When they first starting making Coca-Cola, they used the coca plant as an ingredient, thus putting cocaine in their soda
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    I definitely knew about this. It's so weird it wasn't illegal back then.
    Blitzo
    Blitzo
    So that's why people drink like 8 cans of that a day
    MegaBowser64
    Yeah baby the Chiefs won the Super Bowl
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    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    Yep, that was a very fun Super Bowl all around. They kept me on the edge of my seat until the very end of the game, and the halftime show was amazing. All in all, I had a fun Super Bowl night last night. 😁
    JDBH Falcon
    JDBH Falcon
    No, that's not good. 49ers should've won. The Chiefs did not need to win again.
    Coming from a 49ers fan
    MegaBowser64
    Man, we got a tie, going into overtime, the suspense is killing me. Honestly I'm rooting for the Chiefs now but Ima go to bed now so I'll see how it went in the morning
    MegaBowser64
    Found this on Zelda Wiki, scheduled to show on August 13th of this year.
    Screenshot-2024-02-10-161818.png

    Interesting, the kid looks mature for 11.
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    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    Was this picture really taken when he was just 11? Intriguing if it was. He looks, like, 30.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    No, lol, he would've been an adult. I guess the whole "born 11 years ago thing" was a mistake
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    LOL if theoretically speaking he looked like that at 11 he obviously ages much faster than normal people. 😆
    MegaBowser64
    Today I learned that it's legal to drink and drive in Mississippi. Like, you can literally drink alcohol WHILE you are driving
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    Toka Hebizuka
    Toka Hebizuka
    finally! it's not the drunk drivers, it's the drunk crashers! they're ruining the reputation of us drunk drivers.
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    What?! This personally makes me angry, not at you but at the lawmakers in Mississippi. What were they thinking?! Like, so many people have died from drunk drivers! This makes no sense.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Well I guess the law is that you can drink and drive as long as you do exceed the legal limit, but that could take a turn for the worse very easily
    MegaBowser64
    If I've been impulsively listening to about 4 hours of music a day lately, does that make me addicted to it
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    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    No. You just like music. There are some people who spend several hours a day listening to classical music, for instance. Don't worry about it. 👍
    I'm Still Evil.
    I'm Still Evil.
    Addiction is about the problems it causes, not the amount consumed. Otherwise everyone would be addicted to air and water.
    JDBH Falcon
    JDBH Falcon
    Bro, I listen to music nonstop literally. Even when I'm sleeping I fire up Spotify, and now my girlfriend's giving me more songs to listen to when I already have a 12-hour Spotify playlist
    MegaBowser64
    What if somebody advertised for the Super Mario Boards on the Super Mario Boards... is that breaking the rules??
    MegaBowser64
    Merry Groundhog Day everybody! Punxsutawney Phil predicted Spring will come early, I don't know about that, Winter is showing no signs of stopping where I live.
    MegaBowser64
    Yep, surprise surprise, my profile picture is the cover art of the Jonah Walsh Remix of "Safe And Sound" by Capital Cities. I though I'd reveal that before I changed themes again. I think it's a good remix myself, give it a listen if you like
    MegaBowser64
    The Legend of Zelda movie should star Tom Holland
    Sasha
    Sasha
    Why does everyone keep saying that
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I'd rather not. As good as Tom would look in a Link costume, he's got the same problem as Chris Pratt; He's literally everywhere in Hollywood nowadays and sometimes is miscast in the role of iconic characters.
    MegaBowser64
    >notices orange gooey stuff on hand
    >impulsively licks it all up
    >starts foaming at the mouth
    >realizes I just ate freaking soap
    MegaBowser64
    It's almost embarrassing how many millions of times I've been able to pass as 18
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    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    @Ray Trace Dude, that's awesome! Like, I can draw on paper and on my computer and my artwork is really good, but I don't know how to paint to save my life LOL (talking about the background).
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    The image from the background is uh just a photo of an LLV with a wacky filter.
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    Oh, ok. Drawing you did of Baby Luigi's really cool.
    MegaBowser64
    Microsoft: Learn something new today!
    Me: *click*
    Microsoft: LEARN YOGA TODAY DYNAMIC YOGA FLEXIBILITY YOGA LESSONS TODAY YOGA YOGA YOGA
    MegaBowser64
    What's better than skiing down a mountain? Skiing down a mountain with cross country skis! Also my phone unintentionally got buried in the snow for half an hour but it's ok
    Kerrigan
    Kerrigan
    One time I went tubing with a church group and for some reason, thought it would be a good idea to put my phone in my hoodie pocket. It promptly fell out and I had to leave it with the attendant that was at the top of the hill. I then forgot he had it and someone from our group had to go up to the top of the hill to get it for me when we left. Oh, 15 year old me, how stupid you were.

    Hope you enjoyed the ski trip though.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    One time I went tubing with MY church group (no joke) and we all linked our tubes and we got going too fast and we all went flying off the end of the trail. We were ok tho
    MegaBowser64
    holy, my tonsils hurt so bad last night I felt like I was gonna die. I really should get those removed
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    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    Surprisingly even though I'm a grown adult I still haven't had my tonsils removed. They were never a problem. I expect at some time in the future I will have to have them removed eventually. Like, seriously, it's weird that I got to hold onto them this long; don't most people have them removed when they're still kids?
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    I think like half of people get them removed, only if they have issues with them. I'm one of those people whose tonsil get inflamed kind of often and cause a lot of pain, so I'd be a candidate for tonsil removal.
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    Sorry you're in so much pain. I have to warn you; your throat will still be a little sore for a while after they've yanked them out of there. Recovery kind of hurts too. But then once your throat feels better it'll never hurt like that again, unless you just get sick and get a regular sore throat. Won't hurt nearly as bad as it did having your tonsils yanked out though. Also if you really hate sore throats, I admit I hate them too. They're so incredibly painful. You can't even swallow without feeling pain.
    MegaBowser64
    I caught de cold, so agonizing, so funny, oh well. I stayed away from my sick family members for like a week to the point of me eating all 3 meals in my room. Now they're all better and I have it lol :'(
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    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    Oh by the way now I have 333 reaction score! Only .3333333333333333 of a reaction to go before I hit 1/3 of 1000!
    Bowser Jr.
    Bowser Jr.
    I've had colds before. They're really annoying and make it hard to breathe through my nose, plus make it an endless snot factory, but at least not as bad as having the flu and constantly puking and all that.
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