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No one drives karts. They drive themselves

The karts are the real playable characters in Mario Kart especially given they tend to have more unique stats than the peripheral on top that probably supplies their power source by a usb outlet that occasionally detaches (tricks). You've never seen them outside their karts.
 
I wonder if some character ever died in Mario Kart and that's why we don't ever see it in the roster, considering the only rescue system on the roads is fishing rods with a tiny ass string.
 
If there's ever been any fatal accidents in the history of Mario Kart, I'm sure the organization behind the kart tournaments is prepared by having plenty of 1-Up Shrooms at their disposal to revive any dead racers when necessary, because unless you're a generic enemy, non-recurring boss enemy or an important plot character for a one-off game or other such being across the Marioverse, you don't truly stay dead from my experience with the Mario franchise.
 
Do you think that after Prince Mush was revived by the Gold Star in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, he took up an alternate identity for visits to the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop similar to his older sister, Jolene?
 
was watching some Mario Wonder gameplay, let autoplay do its thing at the end of the video and got to this one. not paying much attention to its title i legit thought this is a level from the official release

 
I'm mostly good on remakes for a while, butttt if whoever's making Brothership uses whatever engine they're using for it to make a Partners In Time remake for Switch 2, Nintendo is getting my body, my car, my house, my gaming collection, and my entire life savings. All ten pennies of it.
 
So I decided to rewatch The Super Mario Bros. Super Show episode "Mario of the Apes" on YT since it's been nearly two decades since the last time that I watched an episode of that show. And, umm, wow...*scratches head* That was actually quite...boring. I wasn't entertained.

The colors and how the show looks makes me feel so old, which is not something that I like and I also don't think that I ever get that feeling from watching The Adventures of SMB3 or Mario World cartoons.

The voice acting is also pretty bad. No offense to Lou Albano or Danny Wells, but I just thought that their performances as Mario & Luigi were pretty bad. I think that Walker Boone and Tony Rosato did better in the other Mario cartoons, and that those shows had better voice acting. Also, hearing Mario's Tarzan yell every so often got really annoying...

If my "favorite" episode bored me, then that must say something about the quality of the show as a whole. The other episodes must not be worth rewatching...
 
I didn't grow up regularly watching any of the Mario cartoons, however, I know I saw a couple of episodes of The Adventures of SMB3. Even back then I thought "this is so bad". I checked out some of the Super Show episodes but had to stop after a few. I also checked out the "Mama Luigi" episode from the SMW cartoon since it's a meme... that one was the most enjoyable of the episodes I saw, though mostly from unintentional comedy.
 
I'm more concerned about the sheer amount of Mario Circuits (and Peach Castles that are near them) that exist. Is there any real life equivalent of this?
 
I'm more concerned about the sheer amount of Mario Circuits (and Peach Castles that are near them) that exist. Is there any real life equivalent of this?
Yes, everyone knows about the 8 different New York Cities or the 15 instances of Portugal on Earth.
 
LOL-how is it that Bowser comes up with the most brilliant evil plans, yet is also kind of stupid? LOL-like-recently I watched a full playthrough of all three games of "Super Mario 3D All Stars" and the Mario Galaxy one was awesome. I noticed easy way to get Bowser hurt is to have him stomp on and smash the glass windows on this-I can't remember what it was. But there are these glass circular windows. When he breaks the glass by trying to jump-stomp Mario, he burns his tail. And all of the boss fights you do with him in that game he makes the exact same stupid mistake LMAO. You beat him in all of them by doing that multiple times to him. 🤣

Like, seriously. He has the brawn, he has the manpower with his enormous army, but he never applies any of it correctly. And when he does come close to winning, he blows it at the last minute.
 
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remember that "Rock TV" is a TV episode saying that watching TV is evil
 
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