post any random Mario thought on your mind

[Mount Wario]

How do goombas drive karts?

 

[Vivian]

They're sticky.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

No one drives karts. They drive themselves

The karts are the real playable characters in Mario Kart especially given they tend to have more unique stats than the peripheral on top that probably supplies their power source by a usb outlet that occasionally detaches (tricks). You've never seen them outside their karts.

 

[Vivian]

That explains how it steers itself after you cross the finish line and your character isn't touching the wheel at all

 

[Panther Pedalf]

Everyone thought Mario Kart was a Mario game with karts in it but really it's a kart game with Marios in it

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

 

[Mount Wario]

I wonder if some character ever died in Mario Kart and that's why we don't ever see it in the roster, considering the only rescue system on the roads is fishing rods with a tiny ass string.

 

[Jubei]

If there's ever been any fatal accidents in the history of Mario Kart, I'm sure the organization behind the kart tournaments is prepared by having plenty of 1-Up Shrooms at their disposal to revive any dead racers when necessary, because unless you're a generic enemy, non-recurring boss enemy or an important plot character for a one-off game or other such being across the Marioverse, you don't truly stay dead from my experience with the Mario franchise.

 

[Smg4]

Funky Kong had a accident when he was in Mario kart wii and was in the hospital until Mario kart 8 deluxe

 

[yoshibro75]

the hammer theme from donkey kong is stuck in my head