Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but now people expect you to do gymnastics all the time in real life to get around obstacles (yeah I know that was really crappy; I'm sorry; I can't honestly think of a way that wish could turn out badly, or maybe I'm just not creative enough).

I wish every day was Saturday (It's my favorite day).
 
Granted, but it's only politics that's on

I wish I had my very own Mini Mario to hug, cuddle, wind up & play with.
 
Granted but only last a short while.

I wish I can have all the cake that I want
 
Granted, but this activates a curse that makes you and everything and everyone in the world made of cake and you and everyone else in the world eats each other.

I wish that everything in the world was made of diamonds. (Wonder how THIS wish could go wrong.)
 
Granted, it includes you.

I wish I were taller.
 
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