Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Meow Skulls]

Granted: Everyone is Iblis from Sonic 06
I wish Onegai My Melody was officially released with subs and dubs in the USA

 

[Itsameweegee]

Granted, but all of the dubs are bad English dubs

I wish I had a talking Mario or Luigi doll.

 

[Saiki Kusuo]

Granted, but the only say mean stuff.

I wish I had more time.

 

[DryBonesBandit]

Granted, you get one sixtieth of a second more time.

I wish to be able to reverse time.

 

[Itsameweegee]

Granted, however you become older quickly.

I wish I had a Tanuki suit

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

 

[Princess Zatanna]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

Granted, but it tastes gross and your superpowers of eating plastic have the side effect you can no longer eat regular food so you need to eat plastic.

I wish that everyone in the UK would go vegan.

 

[Saiki Kusuo]

Granted, but all vegan products are destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to deal with deadlines.